-> "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Original Song Title:
"I Can See Clearly Now"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't See Clearly Now"
Parody Written by:
Alan Taff
The Lyrics
I can't see clearly now day light has come
I can see shadow-like particles in my way
Gone are the clear views that I once enjoyed
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
The optician said I will get used to them
That my brain will adapt, and they'll dissapear
But it's been 6 weeks now and they're still here
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
Look all around, there's nothing but floaters
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but floateeerrrsss
Maybe one day I'll have a vitrectomy
To suck out my vitreous and make it clear
But it has its risks, it's major surgery
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
Real, real, real, real,
Bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
Yeah, hey,
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
Yeah now,
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
Real, real, real, real,
Bright (bright) bright (shit) floater-filled day
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