I don't gamble anymore except on my birthday because I lose money like a malt liquor truck wrecked in the ghetto loses its cargo. In other words, a significant and very rapid loss of money. I can't play poker worth a darn, likewise with blackjack, but I am OK at the slots. Great parody, and 5s for you.

I gambled on reading this....and it came up with three fives!!

Thanks to Andria and Mark Scotti!

I sure can relate to that dude in your parody. I was laid off and still out of work, with no money coming in! I haven't gambled in a long time, Amen to that! You made a smart decision not to gamble as well! I was at the CVS last weekend to apply for a job there, and I was even tempted to pull out a paper cup and ask for money. That's how poor I am! Well, speaking of gambling, my fave places are Atlantic City, Las Vegas, and Reno! I actually won in the slot machine but not too much money. I was going to play Blackjack but there's only a $20 minimum rule to bet. I had to remind myself that it's not computer game blackjack...Oh, I played this game "Shenmue" on Sega Dreamcast where gambling mini games are involved, such as slots, for instance. Anyways, I rolled a set of 3 dices and came up 5's!!

Thanks, Christie! Hope you're able to get a job soon. But whatever you do, don't go to live at SpongeBob's house.... if you know what I mean...

LOL...I seriously can't imagine myself living in a pineapple under the sea! :) And I would never, ever live in Squidward's house, either, since he hates everybody! I just couldn't resist your last comment.

Yeah, Squidward does hate everybody! It's proven at the end of "Karate Choppers", where he says "I hate all of you." I need to write a parody about Spongebob!