-> "Kidz Bop Demolition Anthem (Razor and Tie Must Go Away)"
Original Song Title:
"Over the Hills and Far Away"
Original Performer:
John Tams
Parody Song Title:
"Kidz Bop Demolition Anthem (Razor and Tie Must Go Away)"
The Lyrics
Through forty albums and then some,
None of the tracks I dare to hum.
Their screams my ears have bled all day;
Razor and Tie (1) must go away!
Oh! the kidz (2) have greatly maimed
The songs that were already lame
From C.H.R.'s (3) gross overplay;
Razor and Tie must go away.
When Kidz Bop's hashing out a cover,
I cannot help but ask: "Why bother?"
The lust for cash led them astray;
Razor and Tie must go away.
Oh! the kidz deserve careers
Bleeding terroristic ears
To get response at Gitmo Bay;
Razor and Tie must go away.
(Instrumental)
If I should die when summer ends,
I will not have to just pretend
'Bout Kidz Bop discs blown up today;
Razor and Tie must go away.
Oh! the kidz have been no go
From "Bye Bye Bye" (4) to "Old Town Road." (5)
Their flawed idea stays the same;
Razor and Tie must go away.
Let us rebuke Big Music's whims--
Kidz Bop included with its sins--
At every minor league game day;
Razor and Tie must go away.
Oh! the kidz are not to blame;
But corporations, be ashamed!
For travesties like this, you'll pay;
Razor and Tie must go away.
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