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Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Constant Craving"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

K.D. Lang

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Composer-conductor

The Lyrics

Three days sitting in the loo
Forcing out the poo
Ate lots of those fibre foods
Progress' not been good

CHORUS
Constipation
Has always been

Think I'm poisoned deep inside
Waste choking the pipe
Take meals that are ultra light
Don't add to my plight

To CHORUS

Patient
Uh-huh
Constipation
Has always been
Must wait for it
Come naturally
But when is it?
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.7
Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
  1
  1
  
 2   1
  0
  0
  
 3   0
  2
  1
  
 4   1
  0
  1
  
 5   1
  0
  0
  

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Agrimorfee - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I think the person who voted 511 for you here (not me...I haven't voted on any of yours yet) was put off that you didn't bother doing the 2nd verse. I think the pacing on this was fine, too, better than the others of yours I read.
Some Person - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, I think the person who voted 5-1-1 was someone who recognized that this parody was well-paced, but didn't like the content. I assure you it wasn't me.
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
It might have been a certain "anti-poo" parody voter also...although that's mere speculation...or maybe a different voter, but also someone with a poo-aversion bordering on obsessive...
Red Ant - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome to Amiright, Composer-conductor. Some Person is correct more than likely that this got a 511 for being "toilet humor". Atleast whomever voted it respected the pacing ( wasn't me who voted, again I cannot remember this song to vote it at all ). In case you don't get to the link on the other parody, here it is again:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,10527.0.html

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