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Song Parodies -> "Porno Junkie"
Original Song Title:
"Jukebox Junkie"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ken Mellons
Parody Song Title:
"Porno Junkie"
Parody Written by:
Spanky Woods
The Lyrics
Spanky Woods is also know as Sheep Dog and the Flea Fhukers on Reverb Nation and The Sheep Dog on screaming Dead radio where he host Hot Rod Saturday Night
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
Spending My Time Spanking my monkey
don't shake my hand
it's probably funky
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I get excited
when the video starts
can't wait to see that
girl play her part
I know all the stars from Jenna to Chasiy
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I've seen Gang Bangs
and D-A-P's
even amateur stuff from my neighbors who swing
My right hand and some Vaseline
Then I dim the lights and start the stream
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
Spending My Time Spanking my monkey
don't shake my hand
it's probably funky
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I get excited
when the video starts
To see that girl play a slut
I know all the stars from Jeremy to Audrey
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
They say I'm doomed
but what do they know
well , maybe a little damaged
from that Horse video
Hell I love the sounds
that those girlies make
I've even watched the Trans stuff
but I'm straight
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
Spending My Time Spanking my monkey
don't shake my hand
it's probably funky
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I get excited
when the video starts
can't wait to see that
girl play her part
I know all the stars from Jenna to Chasiy
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
Spending My Time Spanking my monkey
don't shake my hand
it's probably funky
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I get excited
when the video starts
can't wait to see that
girl play her part
I know all the stars from Jenna to Chasiy
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I've seen Gang Bangs
and D-A-P's
even amateur stuff from my neighbors who swing
My right hand and some Vaseline
Then I dim the lights and start the stream
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
Spending My Time Spanking my monkey
don't shake my hand
it's probably funky
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I get excited
when the video starts
To see that girl play a slut
I know all the stars from Jeremy to Audrey
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
They say I'm doomed
but what do they know
well , maybe a little damaged
from that Horse video
Hell I love the sounds
that those girlies make
I've even watched the Trans stuff
but I'm straight
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
Spending My Time Spanking my monkey
don't shake my hand
it's probably funky
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
I get excited
when the video starts
can't wait to see that
girl play her part
I know all the stars from Jenna to Chasiy
I'm just an old Porno Junkie
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