Song Parodies -> "The Hit Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Tin Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"The Hit Man"

Parody Written by:

Dylan

The Lyrics

Saw a man on a rooftop gunning people down
And I thought, ''What a sick, heinous crime!''
He is killing many people who haven't done a damn thing wrong!
I hope to God that he burns for all time!

It's times like this I wish I'd kill that hit man!
He shoots people all he wants & he doesn't care at all!
I'd give anything to execute that hit man,
since he doesn't have a heart & he has the devil's soul!

They never saw the bullets coming.
One had anguish in his eyes when he saw one shot rupture his spleen!
I pray to God that I am dreaming, but when I realize I'm not,
I start wishin' I could put the killer to sleep!

It's times like this I wish I'd kill that hit man!
He shoots people all he wants & he doesn't care at all!
I'd give anything to execute that hit man,
since he doesn't have a heart & he has the devil's soul!

I'd give anything to execute that hit man!
I'll put a bullet in his heart, then he'll burn in hell below!

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