I'm aware he's got degrees in this stu-uff
And my back hurts more than a crotch punch, bu-ut
I trust this guy 'bout as far as I could throw hi-im once he's hea-ealed me-e
I'm not denyin' he-e's good at wha-at he doe-oes
But there's somethin' 'bout him that squa-uanders any tru-ust
Could be his metho-od of kung-fu pu-unchin' me-e-e

My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y
He weirds me ou-out a lo-o-o-ot
The way he's gri-innin' at me-e-e-e
Just seems unorthodo-o-o-ox
He's always lookin' forward to the crackin' of my ba-ack
I even think his SMS tone i-is spi-ine cra-acks
If you've ever see-een this wei-eirdo work a ba-ack, you'll get me-e-e
My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y

When he reads my chart, it's all kinds of not ri-ight
Index finger tracin' the curves of my spi-ine
I don't know 'bout you, but to me, that just feels really-y wro-ong
And then he takes his sweet time gettin' on with i-it
Keeps strokin' my poor back, whisperi-in' things to i-it
I can't belie-ieve that I still want him to crack up my bo-o-ones

My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y
Grosses me ou-out a lo-o-o-ot
The way he's lea-earin' at me-e-e-e
Really wish that he'd sto-o-o-op
His pervy ways won't stop him karate-choppin' my ba-ack
He'll just switch between modes at the drop o-of a-a ha-at
Still the best arou-ound, if you-ou can believe tha-at, sucks for me-e-e
My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y

I still say "Thanks a lo-ot, fixed my back up"
But once I'm home, resume searchin' for less mad o-o-ones

My chiropractor's
My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y
He freaks me ou-out a lo-o-o-ot
The way he's sta-arin' at me-e-e-e
Sends a chill that won't sto-o-o-op
His methods somehow work, I've never had a better ba-ack
Bill's okay; compensation for bei-in' a-a twa-at?
Wonder if he pu-ulls this stu-uff with other sa-aps, not just me-e-e
My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y
My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y
My chiropractor's sketchy-y-y-y