I got a body like Roseanne and I really need to diet
When I put on a bathing suit people start to scream and riot

I'm so fat I got rolled out of my house on the evening news
When I ask boys out to the movies, they always refuse

Tired of always being the butt of jokes, you see
Everyone moos at me
I guess you can see why...

I don't wanna wear size 54 pants
I'm too fat to dance
I jusr wanna stop hearing "Moo"
I just wanna stop....I just wanna stop.... I just wanna stop hearing "Moo"

Just last night I ate a strawberry-scented candle
The craving for foof was killing me and it was too much to handle
I eat like a horse, I'm out of control
I've got stop eating everything, I just found another roll

Tired of always being the butt of jokes, you see
Everyone moos at me
I guess you can see why...

I don't wanna wear size 54 pants
I'm too fat to dance
I just wanna stop hearing "Moo"
I just wanna stop....I just wanna stop....I just wanna stop hearing "Moo"

I'm a fatty, I won't eat
'Cause I broke another seat
1000 lbs is what I weigh
I'm getting fatter every day

I wanna walk up stairs without heavy breathing
I'm gonna to get skinny for a reason
I'm gonna eat nothing but veggies till I can't eat another bite
I'll lose a lot of weight and make my body tight

Tired of always being the butt of jokes you see
Everyone moos at me
I guess you can see why....

I don't wanna wear size 54 pants
I'm too fat to dance
I don't wanna wear size 54 pants
Or baggy sweat pants
I don't wanna wear size 54 pants
I'm too fat to dance

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