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Song Parodies -> "Spicoli"
Original Song Title:
"Unholy"
Original Performer:
Kiss
Parody Song Title:
"Spicoli"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
I am late for my lessons
When board fever beckons
I have left my seat unfilled
I'm the sultan of surf
Even when the waves aren't perf
I'm excellent and I'm awesome
The number one surf bum
Though I don't know two plus four
In Mr. Hand's room I'm jammin'
A knock comes at the door
That's my cheese pizza, yo
Spicoli
Whoa, I'm always wasted by nine, you know I'm
Spicoli
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I love the cannabis
The tasty bud, it's true
The weed that mellows
Bakes my brain
On tacos I feast
Until surf's up again
Don't think they miss me in school
But that's totally cool
This righteous wave
Has elated me
And bikinis make me drool
Spicoli
I irritate Mr. Hand
Yeah, I don't mean to be rude, I'm only
Spicoli
Hang with him for an hour, he's a pretty cool dude, yeah
Spicoli, Spicoli
He shows up at my house
To tutor me
Gotta ace this test before I pass
And then it's back
Back to sand and grass
It's awesome bein' Jeff Spicoli
Spicoli
Spicoli
Spicoli
When board fever beckons
I have left my seat unfilled
I'm the sultan of surf
Even when the waves aren't perf
I'm excellent and I'm awesome
The number one surf bum
Though I don't know two plus four
In Mr. Hand's room I'm jammin'
A knock comes at the door
That's my cheese pizza, yo
Spicoli
Whoa, I'm always wasted by nine, you know I'm
Spicoli
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I love the cannabis
The tasty bud, it's true
The weed that mellows
Bakes my brain
On tacos I feast
Until surf's up again
Don't think they miss me in school
But that's totally cool
This righteous wave
Has elated me
And bikinis make me drool
Spicoli
I irritate Mr. Hand
Yeah, I don't mean to be rude, I'm only
Spicoli
Hang with him for an hour, he's a pretty cool dude, yeah
Spicoli, Spicoli
He shows up at my house
To tutor me
Gotta ace this test before I pass
And then it's back
Back to sand and grass
It's awesome bein' Jeff Spicoli
Spicoli
Spicoli
Spicoli
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Whoa Dude- 555!!! I loved it when Mr. Hand came to his house to get back his teaching time Spicoli wasted :)
Yeah, that was memorable!
Hey Porfle, just an observation but some of the vets must be really old b/c material like "Fast Times" and other tv shows, movies, and music themes get almost totally ignored from the 1980s-forward. I'm glad that you are young at heart like me. I'm 48 this year but still forever in my 20s :)
I think I'm still basically the same person I was when I was 12.
Pretty sure I've seen that movie (and another twenty high school dittos pretty much just like it). Wish I've thought of using TOS, have some school jokes I wanna cram into a song, but you've covered that ground good here! :-)
Thanks! Yeah, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is one of the mainstays of the high-school movie genre. If nothing else, it's remembered by most guys for the scene in which Phoebe Cates takes off her bikini top in slow-motion.
And, of course, for Sean Penn as the immortal Jeff Spicoli!
I've never seen this movie, show, play, comic book, novel? I'm not even sure what it is... But it works well as a generic surfer dude parody. This is pretty great! I don't get the references though...
Glad you liked it anyway! I recommend the movie ("Fast Times at Ridgemont High"), it's pretty much a teen-movie classic that is actually based on a non-fiction book by a journalist who researched it by going back to high school for a year as a student.
(Artistry) At first I thought this was gonna be about Italian food from the title. Never even heard of the movie, so all the in-jokes flew right over my head. Maybe if you'd kept the surfer-dude aspect and left the obscure movie out of it (I say obscure because the Wikipedia entry doesn't even have a main picture), this might've been a lot better, instead of just okay.
No problem. But as for it being an obscure movie--it's one of the most popular teen films of all time!
(Artistry) The best part is at the end when we learn that Spicoli received a fortune after saving Brooke Shields from drowning, then spent it all to have Van Halen play at his birthday party. Fun memories, fun parody!
Yay!
You seriously have not seen this Matthias?! One of the gretest films of all time! Get thee to a video store ye youthful acolyte. Meanwhile, Porfle made a cute little parody here.
Yay!
(Artistry) Classic film, and a good parody to go with it. Good job Porfle!
Thanks, I'm relieved that you saw it!
Never seen the movie, and have to be honest the rhymes were changed enough to where I had trouble following the pacing. . .
No way! Bummer, dude.
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