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Song Parodies -> "Signed: The Music Label Song"
Original Song Title:
"Blind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Korn
Parody Song Title:
"Signed: The Music Label Song"
Parody Written by:
S.T.G.
The Lyrics
We aren't ready!
This place inside your mind, a place that's known world-wide,
Punk bands send me chills, get those rockers signed.
Their lyrics rot my brain, the Boybands are a pain.
Punk bands give me thrills, get them signed.
A guy like Mace ain't fine,
Escape those dumb gay guys.
We're not General Mills,
We get all punk bands signed.
Their lyrics rot my brain, the Boybands are a pain.
Punk bands give me thrills, get them signed.
Creepers, and creepers, and creepers is all I'm hearing,
To signing a new guy that seems to be,
Another Kurt Cobain.
I can never sign some gays who sing like freaks with halitosis,
How low can he go in the song, that I play,
If I don't sing this way,
To sing with a new rage,
I gave the crowd this band to be signed,
I booked to see what's gay and fine.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
You're signed.
This place inside your mind, a place that's known world-wide,
Punk bands send me chills, get those rockers signed.
Their lyrics rot my brain, the Boybands are a pain.
Punk bands give me thrills, get them signed.
A guy like Mace ain't fine,
Escape those dumb gay guys.
We're not General Mills,
We get all punk bands signed.
Their lyrics rot my brain, the Boybands are a pain.
Punk bands give me thrills, get them signed.
Creepers, and creepers, and creepers is all I'm hearing,
To signing a new guy that seems to be,
Another Kurt Cobain.
I can never sign some gays who sing like freaks with halitosis,
How low can he go in the song, that I play,
If I don't sing this way,
To sing with a new rage,
I gave the crowd this band to be signed,
I booked to see what's gay and fine.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
He can sing, they can sing, they're getting signed.
You're signed.
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