Tonight late at night I'll wear freaky clothes
Like grape vines and stickers all over my nose
Tonight late at night I'll wear freaky clothes
I will not come naked, but in what who knows

What you wear mon, uh-uhh

Creepy, Freaky, ya silly, silly
Yes wearing them suspenders and
you know you look tacky
Clothe thee, clothe the,
I think you need help gee
You dress like super heroes like Capcom's Mega Man

Got Blue hair like Marge Simpson and paint on both your cheeks
By the way that you are dressing, got pumpkins on both your feet
And everything you wearing, Looking like butt chese
Not Halloween so stop dressing like a moron all eve

But I like to wear lots of silly clothes
Don't like ladies dresses, but love green goggles
Yes for every mag I will stop and pose
'Cause suits and tuxedos are boring you know

Oh, oh, oh,
dressing nice is for pros, I am not one of those
Oh, oh, oh,
Some point and laugh well so, my sense of humor grows

Still wear crap eh mon, uh-huh, potatoes

Urkel ain't got nothing next to you he is styling
When we're out the kids are crying
sick of all the laughin (uh huh)
Stay out of sight
If you see my friends nearing me
(Well fine then)
I may be shirtless at least there's not fruit on me

Yes, stay away, stay away,
What is the point of trying
Stay away! Stay away
Dressing like that you've got to
Nata hint of style that you have got and I think you know
A crown's on your head
One day you are gonna scare the cops
and you'll end up dead (oh no)

Yes every night wearing big old pearls
I think it was me that had made Stanley hurl
If you are too bored, take this for a whirl
Grab your worst clothes and then give them a twirl

Oh, oh, oh,
wearing this junk is fun, good in the moon or sun
Oh, oh, oh,
just give it a try hun, wearing fake hot dog buns

Aiee, aiee, aiee, aieeh, M.J.'s too normal love
Aiee, aiee, aiee, aieeh, Rodman's some boring stuff
Aiee, aiee, aiee, aieeh, RuPaul ain't got enough
Aiee, aiee, aiee, aieeh, I make PeeWee look buff

So do what you like, and just have some fun
Take a big breath and then stick to your guns
Dressing all nice, won't impress no one
but dress like a freak, and get all the looks hun