-> "People Are Still Writing Checks"
Original Song Title:
"People Are Still Having Sex"
Parody Song Title:
"People Are Still Writing Checks"
The Lyrics
(Cash or credit)
(Cash or debit)
(Cash or credit)
(Debit or credit)
Have you noticed, that people are still writing checks?
All their debit cards, have just put them all into debt
Cashiers at gas stations, constantly scorn them
But people are still writing checks, and no place seems to take them
(Cash or credit)
(Debit or credit)
Do you realize that people are still writing checks?
They can’t balance their ledgers, perhaps they’re too complex
When you see them holding pens it’s never now and then
To endorse in the activity, do you understand me?
People are still writing checks, clerks keep on clerking
Nothing makes them stop, they keep on withdrawing
People are still writing checks, it’s has gone on for quite awhile
Perhaps it’s habitual, it’s no longer service with a smile (sound:register beeps)
(Cash or credit)
(Cash or debit)
(Debit or credit)
(Cash or credit)
(Cash or debit)
(Debit or credit)
It’s the facts that people are still writing checks
It is all null and void, they should all be rejects
The statement is all around that everyone in every town
Has written at least one or another in their life
At this very moment, people are still writing checks
At a shopping center, or in a mall in a complex
Although you can’t read them, or hear the register sounds
Someone is writing a check for something right now
People are still writing checks!
People are still writing checks!
People are still writing checks!
People are still writing checks!
(Synth. Organ Solo)
(Checks, checks, checks, checks)
(Checks, checks, checks, checks) (sound:register totals up)
(Instrumental Solo)
People are still writing checks, clerks keep on clerking
Nothing makes them stop, they keep on withdrawing
People are still writing checks, it’s has gone on for quite awhile
Perhaps it’s habitual, it’s no longer service with a smile
People are still writing checks,
People are still writing checks,
People are still writing checks,
People are still writing checks, (Checks!)
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