Song Parodies -> "Always Got The Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Always On The Run"

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Original Performer:

"Always Got The Runs"

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The Lyrics

My doctor said, that I won't get the shits
And people go dead, if I go take a sit
And my doctor said, i'll just crap twice a day
And my mama said, that i'm on twenty eight
And my doctor said, that exlax isn't good
The crap fell like led, whenever I just stood

Cuz I always got the runs
Always got the runs
Cuz I always got the runs

My mama said, put those runs back in neutral
But my mama says, don't take more than a crap full
And my doctor said, that my shit isn't natural
And my mama said, this poo isn't attachable

Cuz I always got the runs
Always got the runs
Cuz I always got the runs

I feel like i'm dead, I just crapped out a horse
And my mama said, this is an evil force
And my mama said, how come its thin as batter
Well my doctor said, that it mixed with my bladder

Cuz I always got the runs
Always got the runs
Cuz I always got the runs (got the runs)

Cuz I always got the runs
Always got the runs
Cuz I always got the runs

Hmm, hey sonny, you done yet?
Hmm, not yet gotta get it out, yeah!

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