Huh!
American Lardarse
stay away from me
American lardarse
fatty let me be
don't come hare hanging round my door
i don't have any steaks no more
i got more important things to do
than spend my time growin' old feedin' you
now boomsticks
stay away
American lardarse
get away from me
don't say feed me
don't have a heart attack on my floor
not even weight watcheres could stop you eating more
twinkie bars can hipnotize
they would enlighten a poor person's eyes
now lardarse
50 burgers a day
American lardarse
listen what i say

huh!
American Lardarse
i said get away
American lardarse
you're blocking the sun's ray
don't come hanging around my door
don't want to see you're triple chin no more
you need stairmaster machines
i don't want you're naked scenes
coloured M&M's can poke you're eyes
shove a lemon muirangue past his eyes
now boofbum
get away
American Lardarse
look at what you weigh

American Lardarse
20 tonnes of fat
American Lardarse
oh my god, you're buns!
I gotta go
I gotta get away
let me know when you lose some weight
I want to cry... not but keep you at bay

I'm gonna diet you fatty
I'm gonna diet you fatty
I'm gonna diet you fatty
I'm gonna diet you fatty

bye bye, bye bye
bye bye, bye bye

American Lardarse
where's my ice-cream
you should smell how bad you poo
American lardarse
i'm looking you right in the eye
And tell you what i'm gonna do
American lardarse

I'm gonna grease you're fatass
so you can fit through the door

I'm gonna leave you lardarse
I might phone
IIIIII might phone
If you can rech.-ah