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Song Parodies -> "North Korean Woman"
Original Song Title:
"American Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lenny Kravitz
Parody Song Title:
"North Korean Woman"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
North Korea trains and deploys " Honeypots" or female sex spies to gather information from foreign businessmen as well as Intelligence agents and military personnel.
North Korean woman, stay away from me
North Korean woman, Commie so sexy
Don't follow me in Pyongyang no more
In restaurants, guest spots, and foreign stores
I've got some important things to do
Than spend my time lusting after you
Exotic woman, stay away
North Korean woman, no dollars will I pay
North Korean woman, get away from me
North Korean woman, Honeypot sexy
Your like a model and a whore
Your yellow body I'd like to explore
But I can't be turned by lies
See the motive in your eyes
Foul woman, get away
North Korean woman, there's just no way
North Korean woman, I said, get away
North Korean woman, I cannot stay
DPRK is really poor
Not much outside the capital to explore
On display your war machines
All around propaganda scenes
But the starvation you can't hide
So many millions already died
Foul woman, get away
North Korean woman, despite your legs
North Korean woman, stay away from me
North Korean woman, it just can't be
I gotta go, I gotta get away
Back to the States, before Trump has his way
I'm gonna leave you, woman
I won't see you, woman
Although I want you, woman
I wanna f-ck you, woman
A-bye, bye, a-bye, bye
Wait... got time... some time
(North Korean woman)
You're no good for me and it's true
(North Korean woman)
I look you right straight in the eye an' tell you what I'm gonna do
Give in!
Haven't got anything better to do
I suppose I'm not that wise
But I love it between your thighs
(North Korean woman)
Just take it slow, take it slow
What do you want to know???
North Korean woman, Commie so sexy
Don't follow me in Pyongyang no more
In restaurants, guest spots, and foreign stores
I've got some important things to do
Than spend my time lusting after you
Exotic woman, stay away
North Korean woman, no dollars will I pay
North Korean woman, get away from me
North Korean woman, Honeypot sexy
Your like a model and a whore
Your yellow body I'd like to explore
But I can't be turned by lies
See the motive in your eyes
Foul woman, get away
North Korean woman, there's just no way
North Korean woman, I said, get away
North Korean woman, I cannot stay
DPRK is really poor
Not much outside the capital to explore
On display your war machines
All around propaganda scenes
But the starvation you can't hide
So many millions already died
Foul woman, get away
North Korean woman, despite your legs
North Korean woman, stay away from me
North Korean woman, it just can't be
I gotta go, I gotta get away
Back to the States, before Trump has his way
I'm gonna leave you, woman
I won't see you, woman
Although I want you, woman
I wanna f-ck you, woman
A-bye, bye, a-bye, bye
Wait... got time... some time
(North Korean woman)
You're no good for me and it's true
(North Korean woman)
I look you right straight in the eye an' tell you what I'm gonna do
Give in!
Haven't got anything better to do
I suppose I'm not that wise
But I love it between your thighs
(North Korean woman)
Just take it slow, take it slow
What do you want to know???
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You keep coming up with quirky factoids – many of them interesting. But in my opinion, parody is not the art form or discipline to present them in. What are you making fun of? The idea of parody is to imitate, with devastating exaggeration, the style of the original author or something that's an overblown icon. The parody should be iconoclastic. Please challenge yourself to write a true parody. There aren't enough good examples here, but if you want me to I can dig out a few. Parody is hard writing, I can tell you, and sometimes it seems to take forever for the muse to visit. "Productivity" will go way down, but so what! Reputation will go way up.
The OS is about keeping a woman at bay- an American one. My parody is about a US businessman keeping a North Korean Honeypot spy away, but in the end he gives in. She wears him down. The opposite of the OS. It's at least amusing compared to the writers of the mundane here. And there are those who appreciate what I write which are not all info parodies. I have written about a great number of things in varying forms. Your opinion you're entitiled to.
Anyway, I am providing you with a couple examples of what I think are genuine parodies: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles85.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/coleporter19.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/coleporter19.shtml
^ what have you written? Seeing as anyone can be a critic.
Mr. ? – I am a fan of your brilliant parodies. That is why I wonder why you persist in writing comments which, as above, are irrelevant, illiterate, idle gibberish.
You didn't answer the question which leads me to believe that you are a fraud. An exposed fraud. I rest my case. You don't have any parodies or you are a pseudonym coward of the first order. Prove me wrong.
I don't have to prove anything to you or to any other monkey. I started this thread with a respectful evaluation of Rob's approach, and it was directed to him, not you. He answered respectfully, though not to my satisfaction. So be it. With no further comment, I followed up with links to, in my opinion, outstanding AIR parodies. Then along comes "?," The Riddler, the supreme pseudonymous a-hole of this site, demanding to see my oeuvre. To this I reply with a resounding F*CK YOU!
Now let's get to your immortal, ungrammatical sentence fragment "Seeing as anyone can be a critic." Are T.S. Eliot, Edgar Allan Poe, Jean-Paul Sartre, John Updike, Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel, and Janet Maslin "anyone"? You have the critical faculties of mold.
You want to pick a fight with me, moron? Are you crazy, too? If I thought an empty-headed lout like you was deserving of another second of my time, I would easily and cheerfully tear you apart with ridicule.
Now let's get to your immortal, ungrammatical sentence fragment "Seeing as anyone can be a critic." Are T.S. Eliot, Edgar Allan Poe, Jean-Paul Sartre, John Updike, Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel, and Janet Maslin "anyone"? You have the critical faculties of mold.
You want to pick a fight with me, moron? Are you crazy, too? If I thought an empty-headed lout like you was deserving of another second of my time, I would easily and cheerfully tear you apart with ridicule.
So you admit you are a fraud by failing to produce any proof of your authoritative criticism as a proven author here. Go crawl back under your rock. That's my feedback to you.
Boring. You got nothing new to say. You're making a fool of yourself. Take a walk jerk!!
Hey "?". You're demanding an author list? I've heard that b.s. before. Are you trolling your own thread? Tsk, tsk.
@?...... Let's see your author list. Bwahahaha
Anyone who's been around Amiright for a few years can ascertain the identity of Feedback and the various and sundry puppets posing as punctuation marks and whatnot. You both have distinctive markers that identify who you are. ........ If you really want to go incognito, you need to change your modes of expression -- sort of like what I'm failing to do at this very moment
"Ascertain"? "Sundry"? "Incognito"? There is only one person with such lexicographic erudition: ABC is, of course, CML! As for me, you have me dead to rights. I am Clark Kent.
But seriously, ladies and germs (as CML would write), this site would be unbearably dull without the provocations and hijinks of its more accomplished trolls. Don't you think this is a livelier comment than "Do you have anything for tomorrow, Jon?" or a parody with many cheerful facts of ballbearing production at Essen in 1942?
But seriously, ladies and germs (as CML would write), this site would be unbearably dull without the provocations and hijinks of its more accomplished trolls. Don't you think this is a livelier comment than "Do you have anything for tomorrow, Jon?" or a parody with many cheerful facts of ballbearing production at Essen in 1942?
Is this where we're supposed to say that Clark is not a cunning linguist? We would never sink that low.
In order: I already stated my reply to Feedback. Second, ? is a troll who asks questions. Third, I don't know who Feedback or ABC are and don't care. No one affects my productivity and choice of topics. Finally, why all the effort? Just everyone write your own materials and judge accordingly. I'm nearing 3800 parodies. I think up stuff at random. If you like it, good. If not, don't click my links. As for asking fellow parodists what they will write next... well, what's wrong with that? The other Vets do or make suggestions. How do I differ? This place isn't mine either. There were trolls and info parodies before I ever got here. JAB posted blocks of IPASOY by SJH and ran his numbers. My productivity is just higher. 1 bombers were here too and harsh critics. It seems some of you want to blame your bad behavior on me or suggest that I've run people off. Nope. I don't control your parodies or lack thereof. Get real. So far, I've just written 3 submissions for tomorrow. I might do more... I suggest you people do the same.
^ I suggest you Return To Flight ;-)
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