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Song Parodies -> "Manta Ray"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Away"

Original Performer:

Lenny Kravitz

Parody Song Title:

"Manta Ray"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Gen X kids always have more interesting pets than we used to have...
I used to have a cat
I wouldn't pat
Got bored with that
I wanna fish that's flat

I'll save him from a net
My bestest pet
Planar and wet
Mum will be so upset...

Oh,I want to get a ray
A big ol' manta ray
Yeah yeah yeah

Oh, I want to get a ray
I might call him Andre
Yeah yeah yeah

I'd really love this fish
A manta ray
Don't need a leash
(Been smokin' strong hashish)

I'd play him my CDs
Hope he digs Outkast
Alicia Keys
Do rays like R'n'B??
Oh oh oh yeah

Oh,I want to get a ray
Hamsters are so passe
Yeah yeah yeah

Oh,I want to get a ray
He could be straight or gay
Don't care, care

I want to get a ray
A big ol' manta ray (repeat)
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Insightful.
Stuart McArthur - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
tough to fill, those short lines - but, you don't wanna get a gay ray - believe me, I know what I'm talking about - 555
Olvan The Terrible - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightfully nonsensical, like Yankovic or TMBG in their prime. Three fives for you and your ray.
Ashkicksass - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Manta Rays kick ass! Great job, Kristof.
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
As I vote these three 5's, I'm watching my 7 month old Jack Russel dry-hump a stuffed tiger toy that I won at the state fair. I HOPE he thinks it's a girl tiger!
Johnny D - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
5's just for
"Don't need a leash
(Been smokin' strong hashish)"

Hey, try some Percocet with that manta ray! ;-)
Jessica Simpson - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Is that what they mean when they say they're gonna "catch some rays"?

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