-> "Sushi"
Original Song Title:
"Nookie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sushi"
The Lyrics
I came into Seafood Restaurant
Look on the menu
Then you'll see what there is to order
That is hard because there's so much
Stuff on the menu
Everyone that Pick has to pick a good one
Hey, I think What about the Cocktail
My girlie went to the Bathroom
When People came to Pick
I had to join another table
And They got everything you need
Pass the shrimp, hey
Should I be feelin' Sick ?
No I'm feelin fine?
It's kinda sad I'm the only person at the table
And you would think that I'd be Throwing up
But I Have a Steel gut like my dad
Screwed up in the head, not!
And maybe they made a mistake
Leaving all this Fine food
But I don't care it's all mine
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to do
I won't lie, that I can't deny
They serve it raw because it's Sushi, c'mon
Its Sushi, c'mon
I just have one request
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp
What's taken her so long?
What did she fall in the Bowl, huh?
To Put the lid down, but I did it
And I'm the only one
That's Gettin all the food
I can't believe that she would pass this up
But in so-Called life, Its her fault
So I have to eat this all alone
Just to tell ya I locked her in
And I Have to tell ya
Pass the Shrimp, hey
They serve it raw because it's Sushi, c'mon,
It's Sushi, c'mon
I just have one Reply
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp
I'm only human
It's so easy you to go haywire
They'll tell you, just eat all of that
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
I can't eat it all
Eat it all
I can't eat it all
And Going out
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And Eat the Rest
They serve it raw because it's Sushi, c'mon,
its Sushi, c'mon
I just have one Reply
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp, Yeah
Pass the Shrimp
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