"The stock market went up, it went back down.
The business page is the only interesting thing to read.
The same thing happens everyday.
I look in the mirror, and I say.
Whoa, look it's me!"

"I have never felt so done in, I sit on my butt playing videogames I cannot win.
I'm bored! I'll even take a job at Sam's.
And I never thought I'd get caught up in a feeling,
To sweep the kitchen floor.
Is this what I dropped outta school for?
Baby I'm bored!"

"I went out running around nine,
Just to improve my physical fitness.
But I can't even run a mile, or else I'd fall.
So I just go to the mall,
But there's nothing on my list.

"I have never felt so done in, I sit on my butt playing videogames I cannot win.
I'm bored! I'm going to start reading all my SPAM.
And I never thought I'd get into fasting,
Like Jews on Yom Kippur.
Is this what I quit my job for?
Whoa maybe I'm bored!"

"I'm going to let my dog go.
Just so I can get off my butt,
And call the dog patrol!"

"I have never felt so done in, I sit on my butt playing videogames I cannot win.
I'm bored. Take my head and bury it in the sand.
And I never thought I'd get into reading,
About the First World War.
Is this what retirement is for?
Oh baby I'm bored."

"I have never been so done in, I'm watching my fish to see if it will break wind.
Oh baby I'm bored.
I'm gonna bang my head on the door."

"Oh baby I'm bored!"