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Song Parodies -> "Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out"
Original Song Title:
"Mama Said Knock You Out"
(MP3)Original Performer:
LL Cool J
Parody Song Title:
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
This is an update of "Joe's Gonna Knock Dump Out"
C'mon man
And with that global NBC news
So real eeL deaL
With a triumphant comeback
Word
But today
Don't call it a comeback
eeL’s been here for years
Rocking his peers and putting magaTs in fear
Making their tears rain down like a monsoon
Showing Dump’s base their doom
Exploding, overpowering
Over the Dumpsters he’s towering
Wrecking shop
When he drops
These lyrics that they can’t deny are tops
They have to stare
At the big truth
You just can’t compare
Humble Kam to that blowhard full of vice
Conald Grump is paying the price
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Rap stronger than a regular jam
Sing it like the best band
Don’t you stop letting peeps know
He paid off Storm
Is a thug like a gorn
Be like Muhammad Ali
Cock cold, rope that dope
Bash him ‘til he’s free of bull
Do it ‘til he just can’t cope
Orange Mussolini is a maniac psycho
Shoot him with your telepathy
Send it steady, let him know
Who’s boss
Make him feel it now
Let him feel it in his brow
Due to a whiff of Harris,
Dump’s stiff
Look at his fear shift
She’s blastin’
Dump’s head in
Givin’ the Shaft
The top magaT she’s shaftin’
Bold English fills my mind
Now you groove with my
Dump-smackin’ rhymes
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie (Yeah)
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie (Yeah)
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie (Bless)
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie (Bless)
Takedown!
Let me hear you trash Conald Grump on the radio (huh!)
Show he’s a dope
Mention each of that piece of shit’s flaws
Go on a Dump-dissing tour
Dump is sure insane
A falsehood hurricane
Causing much pain
There’s no way we can let him reign
I maintain
Satan’s his real name
Stop his ripping
Digging and drilling a hole
In the nation’s soul
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Fireworks will be heard
When we crush the magaTs will
Make them all feel sour
Our Left lib power
Will tower
Kam’s gonna tie Dump up and make him understand
His lies can’t beat an honest woman
A truth pistol in is Kam’s hand
Damn!
Ooh!
Listen to the way Kam slays Dump’s crew
Damage (uh), damage (uh), damage (uh), damage
To Chump’s terror, and mayhem
Dump is a sissy fat sucker, Kam'll slay ‘em
Farmers (What!) Farmers (What!)
Who’s better? (Kam’s better!)
For our cities, counties and towns
(Get down!)
It’s so easy, easy
To pull Dump’s lever
Watch him explode
In his temper tantrum mode
We gotta thank God
'Cause he gave Kam the strength to fight hard!
Knock Dump out
Come on, Kam, knock Dump out
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Kam's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie (Bless)
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
Harris, boogie, Harris, boogie
magaTs, fall
You all—
You— You all fall
You all fall
Kam, excel— magaTs, fall
Kam, excel— magaTs, fall
Kam, excel— magaTs, fall
Kam, excel
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Without endorsing, approving, or in any other manner agreeing with what this parody represents, let me say that this is a very good parody. In past parodies you've written, I frequently have problems with your syllable count. But even the syllable count is accurate in this parody. Congratulations.
The second trump got the nomination in '16 it was the beginning of the end of the republican party. The fact that they still can't let go of him after everything speaks volumes about their willful stupidity. They had their chances and blew them every time. Everyone was either crazy for voting for him or lazy by sitting it out during the republican primaries this year. Balanced government is not a bad thing (keeps one party from doing whatever they want) but I can't see it happening anymore with how he's ruined everyone in the party's chances
Wow, the Delusion is strong with you Biden-rimming Kamala whores! You jackasses keep blustering and projecting your DemoKKKrat Party's catastrophic disarray and disunity and other woes onto the Republicans (who are solidly uniting behind Trump) while hoping (in vain) that people will forget that just last week, you were still pretending Dementia Joe was a viable candidate and Trump hadn't totally crushed him in that nationally televised debate. Now you losers are flailing around pretending that Kackles "Heels-Up" Whoreass (the diversity hire NOBODY voted for in 2020 or now because she's just that thoroughly disgusting and pathetic a loser) is a viable candidate! You're finished, DemoKKKrats; your Emperor is naked, his campaign is dead, and his replacement harlot's campaign is even deader.
For the record, I'm an independent. My last statement in the previous comment should have been an indicator of that. If the reps had put forth someone else it might have made more independents like me possibly more inclined to vote republican. But with keeping with the same old tired controversial candidate, you seriously risk losing the independent vote like last time (and time to stop being delusional about last time already, it was exhausted years ago)
DEI is also Latin for God (as in "deity") so maybe God wants Kamala to be US president. Mexico has elected its first female president, and the US might be doing likewise.
Republican Party really should change their name because they are not for republicanism. Changing their name to Autocratic Party would make sense. They are all about marching In step with a single disgusting individual.
Biden selflessly passing the torch to Kamala leaves Grump as the only gaffe giraffe of the two candidates. He now has the liability of being the candidate who's too old and tired. The Republicans are so frightened of Kamala that they've actually tried to block her nomination somehow.
It's overflowing.
Kamala means lotus. LOTUS = lady of the US.
Since Slump calls her Ka Mala she should call him Don Old.
Kamala can suck my pee pee any time.
Muhammad Ali would pound an opponent extra hard if that opponent referred to him by his previous name Cassius Clay. Since Dump won't pronounce Kamala's name properly, it would be great to see an animation of her pounding him and saying "what's my name?!"
It was great to see 46 refer to 45 as "what's his name, Donald Dump".
It was great how Kamala employed Ali's rope-a-dope technique before knocking Dump out cold in the debate.
Yes in that debate she beat him like he was a dirty rug, smoked him like he was a pack of menthols. Rump calls his rambling a weave. In boxing terms he's bobbing and weaving like Joe Frazier did. Frasier did knock out Ali in their first bout because Ali was not sufficiently prepared. That is analogous to Hillary losing in 2016 because she took the blue wall states for granted. Harris is not doing that and is properly prepared. Biden, then Harris beating Rump will be analogous to Ali beating Frazier in their final two matchups.
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