-> "Balto #5"
Original Song Title:
"Mambo #5"
Parody Song Title:
"Balto #5"
The Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen,This is Balto number 5
1,2,3,4,5,Rosie is very sick and she's gonna die
So Balto and friends go to get some serum
The huskies say they wanna get the serum but Steele doesn't wanna
Kaltag always bonks Star on the head
And maybe Rosie might end up dead
So Balto,Kaltag,Nikki and Star
Are really gonna venture really far
And Balto marks his place on trees
With his wolf-like claws he can do what he please
But Steele outsmarts him and makes it confusing
It looks like Balto is gonna be a losin
A little bit of Star is there to help
A little bit of Kaltag's gonna yelp
A little bit of Balto's gonna be brave
A little bit of Boris and the snowball rave
A little bit of Jenna makes me scream
A little bit of Steele is gonna dream
A little bit of Rosie's feelin sick
A little bit of you will make an Alaska flick.
Balto number 5
Turn the race into an adventure
Balto and friends are gonna reach the center
Steele always calls him a wolf dog
But they can'e see cause of the fog
It is dangerous to be alone
In cold Alaska nights in the snow
A little bit of Star is there to help
A little bit of Kaltag's gonna yelp
A little bit of Balto's gonna be brave
A little bit of Boris and the snowball rave
A little bit of Jenna makes me scream
A little bit of Steele is gonna dream
A little bit of Rosie's feelin sick
A little bit of you will make an Alaska flick
Balto number 5,ha ha ha
A little bit of Star is gonna help
A little bit of Kaltag's gonna yelp
A little bit of Balto's gonna be brave
A little bit of Boris and the snowball rave
A little bit of Jenna makes me scream
A little bit of Steele is gonna dream
A little bit of Rosie's feelin sick
A little bit of you will make an Alaska flick
The sled dogs save Rosie's life
And Balto's by her side
Him and her gonna be famous
Balto number 5
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