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Song Parodies -> "Knockout No.5"
Original Song Title:
"Mambo No.5"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lou Bega
Parody Song Title:
"Knockout No.5"
Parody Written by:
Trip Smith
The Lyrics
Boxing Hurts
1,2,3,4,5
Its a miracle im still alive
Ive been floored three times today
I cant win, theres just no way
I received swings, once or twice
Im more creased then Vanilla Ice
After losing, ill straighten my back
Left or right, I end up on my crack
A little bit of left jab is what i take
A little bit punishment i cant fake
A little bit of downtime is what i need
It takes just a minute for me to bleed
A little bit of holyfield's heavy hand
A little bit of lennox i cant stand
A little bit of tyson's sweaty glove
Sends my flying like the freedom dove
Cracked up and down, throws me to the ground
My head on the mat, familiar sound
After 10 minutes, too much of a pound
Not much point going to the next round
Right jab of the left
Left jab on the right
The stars im seeing are all too bright
Being screwed up, where i get my kicks
Ill have parkinson's at thirty-six
A little bit of left jab is what i take
A little bit punishment i cant fake
A little bit of downtime is what i need
It takes just a minute for me to bleed
A little bit of holyfield's heavy hand
A little bit of lennox i cant stand
A little bit of tyson's sweaty glove
Sends my flying like the freedom dove
Its a miracle im still alive
Ive been floored three times today
I cant win, theres just no way
I received swings, once or twice
Im more creased then Vanilla Ice
After losing, ill straighten my back
Left or right, I end up on my crack
A little bit of left jab is what i take
A little bit punishment i cant fake
A little bit of downtime is what i need
It takes just a minute for me to bleed
A little bit of holyfield's heavy hand
A little bit of lennox i cant stand
A little bit of tyson's sweaty glove
Sends my flying like the freedom dove
Cracked up and down, throws me to the ground
My head on the mat, familiar sound
After 10 minutes, too much of a pound
Not much point going to the next round
Right jab of the left
Left jab on the right
The stars im seeing are all too bright
Being screwed up, where i get my kicks
Ill have parkinson's at thirty-six
A little bit of left jab is what i take
A little bit punishment i cant fake
A little bit of downtime is what i need
It takes just a minute for me to bleed
A little bit of holyfield's heavy hand
A little bit of lennox i cant stand
A little bit of tyson's sweaty glove
Sends my flying like the freedom dove
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I'm gonna hit you with some 5's here. Loved the parkinson's part.
Better then your YMCA parody, pacing is a bit off though.
you made me fall to the floor laughing nice job!
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