Song Parodies -> "Combo #5"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo #5"

Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Combo #5"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy J.

The Lyrics

I hope this one does well

Excuse me, I suggest that you order Combo #5

One, two, three, four, five
everybody in the car, so hurry up,
let's ride to the fast food restaurant around the corner
The boys say they want some soda and fries
but I don't really wanna
Big Mac like I had last week
I must stay cheap cause food is cheap
I like onions, tomatoes, pickles and ketchup
and as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my lord
to me eating is just like a sport
It's all good let me dump it
please set in the trumpet

A little bit of onions in my life
a little bit of ketchup on the side
A little bit of lean is what I need
a little bit of cheese is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
a little bit of mustard all night long
A little bit of pickles here I am
a little bit of lettuce makes me your man

Jump up and down
and move it all around
shake your soda to the sound
put your hands on the ground
Take one bite left
and one bite right
one to the front and one to the side
Order the food once
then order the food twice
and if it tastes like this
your doing it right

A little bit of onions in my life
a little bit of ketchup on the side
A little bit of lean is what I need
a little bit of cheese is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
a little bit of mustard all night long
A little bit of pickles here I am
a little bit of lettuce makes me your man

Trumpet, the Trumpet
Combo #5
yum, yum, yum

A little bit of onions in my life
a little bit of ketchup on the side
A little bit of lean is what I need
a little bit of cheese is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
a little bit of mustard all night long
A little bit of pickles here I am
a little bit of lettuce makes me your man

I'd do it all
to order a combination like this
cuz it can't run
and it can't hide
You and me gonna eat the sky

Combo #5

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pikaleea - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL, OMG, FUNNY

Admiral Memo - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Funny, but it's a cheap rip-off of an existing song. Wong Way Chicken already has Combo #5.

N.J.R. - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment

This guy has better parodies, he totally screwed up on this one. No offense, but I think this parody is even worse than that other parody he wrote.

Jimmy J. - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Shut your damn mouth, like you can write a better parody of this song.

N.J.R. - April 19, 2003 - Report this comment

You are absolutely right. I think that this guy can do better. . .wait, no he can't.

N.J.R. - April 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Just one more thing Dave. Even though this parody sucked ass, I don't think you could write a decent parody of this song. Your making too big of a deal of something that you coundn't even do yourself!

Jimmy J. - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey New Jersey boy, I don't see any of your Excellent parodies on amiright?

N.J.R. - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment

N.J.R. stands for Nicholas John Roberts, stupid!

Jimmy J. - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment

So, Mr. Roberts, tell me where I can find a Nick Roberts classic?

K.A.H - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Wong Way Kitchen Rules This.....................SUCKS!!!

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