Song Parodies -> "Smurf Fanfic Erotica"

Original Song Title:

"Only In America"

Original Performer:

"Smurf Fanfic Erotica"

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The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 44) this time hosted once again by Peter Andersson! You can join us too! Check out the OneWeekNoice thread on the Inthe00s thread. Let's have some fun!!!

There's a weirdo with a wet keyboard
People fear his written word
Pipsqueak's crazy outta his gourd
Strange, deranged, twerked cartoons

Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Hot blue-skinned exoooootiiiiiiica)
Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Hot blue-skinned exoooootiiiiiiica)

Nerd's a nuisance when he's horny
Writes another steamy page
Puts Smurfette in a bikini
Papa's strife made him enraged
Watch out Jokey's under that raincoat
He's a flasher and freaky
Grouchy Smurf is gay for Gargamel
Brainy is goosed by Greedy

Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Smurf fanfic erotica)
Hot blue-skinned exoooooootiiiiiica
Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Smurf fanfic erotica)
Hot blue-skinned exooooootiiiiiica

In the sauna scenes get hotter
Stomachs churn, Geek's satisfied
Penetration?! That's so henious!
Clumsy stars as Handy's bride?!
Disturbed sites in Tijuana
Azrael will scratch and bite
Mini slut is blue as water
Makes you want to bleach your eyes!!!

Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Smurf fanfic erotica)
Hot blue-skinned exoooooootiiiiiiica
Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Smurf fanfic erotica)
Hot blue-skinned exooooooootiiiiica

[Television snippets have been replaced with sound bites from a Smurfs porno]

Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Smurf fanfic erotica)
Hot blue-skinned exooooooootiiiiiica
Smurf fanfic erotica!
(Smurf fanfic erotica)
Hot blue-skinned exooooooootiiiiiica

Smurf fanfic erotica!!!

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Agrimorfee - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment

Hehe, well done here. Thanks heaps (I guess) for helping me remember the names of Smurfs that I thought I forgot :P. You should also be honored for not making this simply a hetero gang bang on top of Smurfette. :)

Peter Andersson - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment

To continue on Agrimorfee's comment: Another honorable mention for working Azrael in without making it a pussy joke! And you paced in Gargamel perfectly, that alone deserves kudos! No SILFs (Smurfettes I'd Like to Fornicate) but maybe we'll get that if you wave your magic wand over this subject again in the future.

Onslaught - July 21, 2018 - Report this comment

Wow! And I thought I was out there with Jimmy Hendrix smurf.

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