Song Parodies -> "Fast Food Esoterica"

Original Song Title:

"Only in America"

Original Performer:

"Fast Food Esoterica"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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There's a restaurant that is avantgarde
You'd come by if just you could
We're located by the graveyard
In a way, that's for good

Fast Food Esoterica
Fast Food Esoterica
Fast Food Esoterica
Fast Food Esoterica

Much convenience makes one rotund
But you can't gulp (s)our sorbet
And our drive-through from the freeway
Have fresh roadkill every day

We've got pastried hoof of buffalo
We are not like KFC
Said the FDA; "Your Gu'camo'
Has the guck it oughta be"

Fast Food Esoterica
(Fast Food Esoterica)
Fast Food Esoterica
Fast Food Esoterica
(Fast Food Esoterica)
Fast Food Esoterica

Marijuana grown in Mordor
In a tart of hefty size
Elvis had one in Las Vegas
Bought the farm from Sauron twice

Banned from Yelp in California
For our Alt Plate an' Alt Sub
Snowflake Chips, Covfeferoni,
Laundry Pods on Dove Kebab

Fast Food Esoterica
(Fast Food Esoterica)
Fast Food Esoterica
Fast Food Esoterica
(Fast Food Esoterica)
Fast Food Esoterica

*Hallucinatory Mumblings*

Fast Food Esoterica
(Fast Food Esoterica)
Fast Food Esoterica
Fast Food Esoterica
(Fast Food Esoterica)
Fast Food Esoterica

Fast Food Esoterica

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Matthias - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment

This sounds like a terrible fast food joint! Perfect for a song that’s about America because we’re filled with them and the fat slobs who enjoy them! Only in America!

Agrimorfee - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment

Very imaginative and funny...the entree names slightly reminded me of Spaff.com's http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thenails2.shtml (absolutely hysterical, even if you DTKOS). Glad you made it in today! ; )

Peter Andersson - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment

@ Matthias: Sweden's catching up on America on that front, a few years ago my Emergency Ward had to buy new gurneys because just one for 160 kg and above people were no longer enough, also an accident with a collapsing old regular one during transport and lift to an inhouse ward or one of the operating tables.

@ Agrimorfee: That one from Spaff is one of my all time favorites! I'd even go so far to say that it's been a huge influence, made me realize how much more than just namedropping can be done with a list parody.

Onslaught - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment

Good stuff, I thought you hadn't made it on in time. 555.

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