-> "Eating You Like Candy"
Original Song Title:
"Mising You Like Candy"
Parody Song Title:
"Eating You Like Candy"
The Lyrics
I'm so addicted
To the lovin that you're feeding to me
Can't eat without it
This feeling's got cream over my peas
Body's in overdrive
Everytime I want food today
Can't you smell me bakin'
Begging you to bring curds and way
So maybe candy will be free
Show me the ice cream car
Sweet beans
Like sugar at Wal-Mart
I'm cravin' surger tofu
I'm eating' you like candy
Sweet, sweet starbursts'
Got me eating some whip cream
Won't eat without it
This M&M has got my taste buds tasty
Satisfying, maybe
Let me show what Candy's made of
No doubt about the Soy
Got the candy tasty
Can't eat enought
Maybe Maybe Maybe, they'll have some candy
Show me the ice cream car
Sweet beans
Like sugar at Wal-Mart
I'm cravin' surger tofu
I'm eating' you like candy
So maybe candy will be free
Show me the ice cream car
Sweet beans
Like sugar at Wal-Mart
I'm cravin' surger tofu
I'm eating' you like candy
You were sold at a bar
Your are so tasty and handy
I'll be eating to the core
Love always, Candy
Boy I'm stuffed'
Eating' you like candy
So maybe candy will be free
Show me the ice cream car
Sweet beans
Like sugar at Wal-Mart
I'm cravin' surger tofu
I'm eating' you like candy
So maybe candy will be free
Show me the ice cream car
Sweet beans
Like sugar at Wal-Mart
I'm cravin' surger tofu
I'm eating' you like candy
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