Livin' in Hillingdon with a metal band
just sitting there helping out the Sounds
and there you are
Garstang's youngest booker
and there you are
oh, XFM was cool

I see Mary Anne Hobbs right there
that's the 1998 model of her
Between the backing vocals anything
Anything's the rush for you and me
with some sugary hot women

Where you at
NME, Loaded and the Mercurys
even though i still listen to you on Breezeblock
oh, how was Sheffield
(Just ask me a fucking question)
oh, how was Sheffield
Believe you its me

I smell Mary Anne Hobbs right there
sure i wouldn't have got her arse
Where is the arse that's right behind me
oh, can i tell you it's a dream

Oh, can i tell you it's a dream
Oh, can i tell you it's a dream

I smell Mary Anne Hobbs right here
is the backing vocals between her
it's the Breezeblock leaving her behind
but now it's bleedin' XFM

Oh mama, do you know who she is
Oh mama, do you know who she is
Oh mama, do you know who she is

Oh mama, do you know who she is