(Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail...)
(Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail...)

Easter Bunny comes by in the night
Hopping streets and looking kind
Got a pretty basket to find
Some candy and some good toys, too
Pawing where that green grass grew
Found something that just blew my mind

Yes it was a deep Peep tragedy, baby
Certainly no prize
It nauseates me
God oh god oh god
Got those Peeps in my night dreams
'Cause it is a deep Peep tragedy, baby
(Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail...)
(I'll go insane!...I want them out!...Oh Mommy, no, Mommy)

Now it's the next Easter
Get me feeling lowly
Chocolate bunny not by bed
No one eats those, bastard
Hunks of yellow plaster
Time to throw them out agan

'Cause it is a
Deep Peep tragedy, baby
With those eerie dot eyes
You made a mistake, see?
God oh god oh god
Where the hell are jell-ybeans?!
Please desist this deep Peep tragedy, baby
(Here comes Peter Cottontail, bought in bulk at last year's sale!...)
(Stuck in brain!...Oh, don't be so cheap!...)

This is such a
Deep Peep tragedy, baby
They just attract flies
Take them away from me
God oh god oh god
They're so creepy, it just seems
That it's a deep Peep tragedy, baby

I'm 11
Easter fun ends
No Bunny pretense
But there is trauma that just will not end
It was the Peep things, Mom bought those cheap things

(Choruses from above quodlibet and ad lib from lead vocalist in many octaves until song's end)