I don't need Poppers for Christmas
I don't need no Ecstasy
I don't really want paint thinner
Not even the Gasoline

There's one thing for which I long
Something that can stick to chrome
How I want some soon
All I want for Christmas Is Glue

I don't need no tape or stickies
No Glue Stick will do for me
(And I) don't care about the pretense
That having all this glue will leave

I don't need no gift card shopping
Games tossed in the fireplace
Nice clothes don't make me happy
What I want is white and safe

It may sound crazy I know
and it looks like gooey snow
I am not cu-koo
All I want for Christmas is Glue
Glue baby

Oh I won't ask for cash this Christmas
Save your money, don't need no bows
(And I'm) just heading up to Walgreens
Stocking up to made glue molds

I don't need no turkey sandwich
Or a laptop-no chap-stick
I don't really care for sharpies
Most of those smell really sick

Cause all I want is slick and white
Costs less than a soda might
Filling up my shoes!
Baby all I want for Christmas is Glue
Glue (baby)

Oh all the lines are building
around Best Buy and Claire's
And the fights of Target's aisles
for the toys and gears

And cashiers all are ringing
Those high priced gifts folks are bringing
Honey won't you buy what will bring me glee
Won't you please pick up more glue for me?

Oh I don't want a ring for Christmas
Don't need a car that's for sure
Happy in the house we're staying
Don't need movies any more

Oh Back to School supplies are shown
There's one thing there I must own
You can end my blues
Baby all I want for Christmas is
Glue (baby)

All I want for Christmas is Glue baby
All I want for Christmas is Glue baby
All I want for Christmas is Glue baby