-> "Crank Yankers"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreaker"
Original Performer:
Mariah Carey & Jay-Z
Parody Song Title:
"Crank Yankers"
Parody Written by:
Ghetto John & Junior
The Lyrics
[Junior:]
Yeah
Aight
([Ghetto John:] there gonna prank you like this)
Let's go
Cranka
[Ghetto John:]
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
[Junior:]
Aight
You gotta dial this like this
You really like it, watching this
Aha, whooo
At 8
[Ghetto John:]
juniors songs are good
he's teamed up with Ghetto
And although I can
I got ants in my pants
why'd i start ant farming?
I'm caught up in the pranks they do
And I cannot resist at all
yes it is true
The things they pull on you
The way I used to do
will they drive you crazy baby
or leave you feelin used
Cause they go make a prank call
crankyankers the best show on t.v
But I just keep watchin its full of comedy
Oh how i wish they'd play there game on me
its so much better then Rupaul
cause they go make a prank call
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
It's a verse by me
all my votes are week
no one votes for me
And they all diss me
one hit is all i need
I'm caught up in the pranks they do
And I cannot resist at all
yes it is true
The things they pull on you
The way I used to do
will they drive you crazy baby
or leave you feelin used
Cause they go make a prank call
crankyankers the best show on t.v
But I just keep watchin its full of comedy
Oh how i wish they'd play there game on me
its so much better then Rupaul
cause they go make a prank call
[Junior:]
She wanna watch with J
Prank lots with J
She wanna star 6-9 cause someone called
on the line
She wanna crank at Ben's
With 5 of her friends
She wanna talk, and still talk
Crankin' again
She wanna call with J
Drive grannys crazy
She wanna prank on lame chicks
all the day
She calls the east, to the west
Kick me to the curb
If she find I'm crank-callin peeps
Without her
She call peeps in the Jacuzzi
cell phone in the movies
Ring-ring at the new crib
Beeps to the newbie
She wanna answer the phone
numbers on her palm
Then there's the time she crank-called
Her mom
She likes them Crank Yankers
When we apart it makes her
Wanna piece of paper
Scribble down "Can I crank her?"
When she know she love to Crank because
She say everything they say, she love
And uhh
[Ghetto John:]
crankyankers the best show on t.v
But I just keep watchin its full of comedy
Oh how i wish they'd play there game on me
its so much better then Rupaul
cause they go make a prank call
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
crankyankers the best show on t.v
But I just keep watchin its full of comedy
Oh how i wish they'd play there game on me
its so much better then Rupaul
cause they go make a prank call
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
crankyankers the best show on t.v
But I just keep watchin its full of comedy
Oh how i wish they'd play there game on me
its so much better then Rupaul
cause they go make a prank call
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
(Gimme the phone, answer your phone)
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