Now you can't see me, but I can see you
I really can't resist, I peek-a-boo
My own eyespot, use it all day long
The crawlspace there where I don't belong

My wonderful peephole, my wonderful peephole
I'm real creative, it's no surprise I'm a creepo
Was neglected on the birds and bees
I can view from armpits to the knees

Body type I don't discriminate
I see them in the shower
Bring 'em my way

Woo, woo
They swish and sway
Why can't they do it all day?
Don't you use Dove, Camay!
Soften your skin, Jan, and then we can play

This family thinks that I'm a ghost
It's quite a trick, I really must boast

My wonderful peephole, my wonderful peephole
My psyche is neurotic, while my kicks are cheapo
Hard time in prison has made me this way
A guilty admission? Come take me away!

Woo, Woo, what do I see?
They're K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
They're through, I'm feeling quite green
There's no escape plan, I need to get clean

There's no time to get a date
Tape everybody in the shower
Now every day
(Hey...hey...hey...hey)

My wonderful peephole
My wonderful peephole (aaah...) (4x)

Woo, woo, what do I see
A life expository
Can you turn off my machine
It's getting so late man, I need to be weaned

Hey now, gosh golly gee
Someone placed a towel, I can't see
Hey you, you need to be seen
I need more tapes, collection pristine!