she's roddy's little girl, plays with her curls,
livin with an old grandad
roddy loves the gin, as it dribbles down his chin,
and my little girl's been real bad
and they go to bed, they go play ball
roddy's still a-screaming out his name
old grandaddy and his new girl toy
livin in a pasture land

daddy, am I a goodie or baddie,
daddy am I just your latest whore?
once upon a time you were relevant,
you just aint relevant anymore


older and not wiser, the enquirer is a comin,
as roddy boy climbs the stairs
alana say's he's had it and there aint no more a comin
the new girl strokes his greying hair
and a little baby girlie, rides on roddy twirly
asks him if he's had his pill
pulls down on his chin, it says "pfizer" it goes in,
then his wrinkly old thing can fill


daddy, am I a goodie or baddie,
daddy am I just your latest whore?
once upon a time you were relevant,
you just aint relevant anymore

lay down your little head, don't get outta bed
stay right there beside the bedroom wall
do ya think I'm sexy, even if dyslexic
alana thinks I'm off the wall
and the radio was playin, tonight's the night it's sayin,
another song from way back when
I don't give a frig, yes, you're just the latest pig,
and let's play sit on daddy again

daddy, am I a goodie or baddie,
daddy am I just your latest whore?
once upon a time you were relevant,
you just aint relevant anymore