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Song Parodies -> "Divorce Judgment Day"

Original Song Title:

"Independence Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Martina McBride

Parody Song Title:

"Divorce Judgment Day"

Parody Written by:

Laurie Alexander

The Lyrics

Nothing like listening to country music while commuting in traffic for good inspiration.....
Well she slept real light and tossed through the night
She sure looked a little tired and piqued
She tried to contend she wasn’t upset that day
But crying left a smudge on her cheek
And she was thirty-nine years old that winter
And she really looked forward to this day
So she went alone to court way down in town
On divorce judgment day.

Well, she’s grown a lot in this long, long year
For sure it will be the hardest one
Didn’t know how but she made it through
And her life would be exciting and new
Some days were hard and some were good
But every single day she was happy
And then it was time to have her day in court
On divorce judgment day

And she will sing, while we are listening
Let everyone know that today is her
Day of divorcing
She has been so strong, even when she was wrong
No more fears today, it’s a brand new day,
It’s Divorce judgment day.

And she was ready for the day to be done
By the time her attorney came
And her ex felt the same
No more silly games
Just let them hear the final word
Oh, I can’t believe it’s all over now
And, finally it’s done today
It’s about our resolution
It’s divorce judgment day

Take off our rings, and divide our things
Let everyone know that today is a,
Day of divorcing
They now get along, neither right nor wrong
Put the hurt away, it’s a brand new day, It’s
Divorce Judgment Day

Put the hurt away
It's divorce judgment Day

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John Jenkins - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good job, Laurie, particularly with the chorus. I hope the song is not autobiographical.

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