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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Host Jeopardy!"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Drive The Zamboni"
Original Performer:
Martin Zellar
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Host Jeopardy!"
Parody Written by:
Michael T. Mondak
The Lyrics
Two of my aunts claim that I hosted my first game of Jeopardy! when I was only four years old. I have been hosting the occasional Jeopardy! tournament in my community since 2010. I feel that I can be a capable successor to Alex Trebek.
Well I went down to Sony Studios
Asked to see the executive
He came out of his office and asked, “Son, can I help you?”
I looked at him and I said, “Yes you can.
“Hey, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Hey, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yes I do.
“Ever since I was four, it’s been my goal
That I might host the Jeopardy! game show
I’d give away millions of dollars in cash
To the contestants who are so smart!
“Cause I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yes I do.”
He said, “I’ll tell you, son, the show is tough.
It’s a tough show to get to be a part of;
Plus I got a host that’s done it for years.”
And I went home shedding crocodile tears
Cause I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yes I do.
Asked to see the executive
He came out of his office and asked, “Son, can I help you?”
I looked at him and I said, “Yes you can.
“Hey, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Hey, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yes I do.
“Ever since I was four, it’s been my goal
That I might host the Jeopardy! game show
I’d give away millions of dollars in cash
To the contestants who are so smart!
“Cause I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yes I do.”
He said, “I’ll tell you, son, the show is tough.
It’s a tough show to get to be a part of;
Plus I got a host that’s done it for years.”
And I went home shedding crocodile tears
Cause I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yeah, I wanna host Jeopardy!
Yes I do.
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