Dad said "I don't know if that teddy bear fits you best,
It's just a little ol' plushie, and I know it's cuddly like the rest.
And I don't know if the Baby Shark toy is nice,
Cause big sharks get hungry, when they think the plush toys are free food,
And we'd be acting like crazy."

Well, I'd be lucky, have no fear, I got my cuddly plush toy around,
I should find him, where is he?
I've got to find that plush toy.

I want a plush toy so bad. I do, I do.
I want a plush toy, Dad. I do, I do.
I want it for my collection. I want it for my collection.
I do.

Dad said, "I don't know if the Pokemon plush would fit,
Cause it'd engage in a battle, and you'd be the trainer for Ash Ketchum.
And I don't think the cowboy plush would check you out,
It catches you with a lasso, and it has Bullseye the horse around,
Who tries to ride off the saddle."

Don't get mad, dear. Give plush toys to me.
Cause I've been working so hard, and you,
You got money, well, I'd buy it,
I'd buy it with a big heart!

I want a plush toy so bad. I do, I do.
I want a plush toy, Dad. I do, I do.
I want it for my collection. I want it for my collection.
I do.

Whoa, I'd treat it like Rover,
I'd give it dog treats, or, I'd let it live alone.
I'd make it lazy, lazy.
Toys drive me crazy, toys drive me crazy.

I want a plush toy so bad. I do, I do.
I want a plush toy, Dad. I do, I do.
I want it for my collection. I want it for my collection.
I do.