-> "I Can Not Stand It And Don't Tell Me Anymore"
Original Song Title:
"Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can Not Stand It And Don't Tell Me Anymore"
The Lyrics
Don't tell me anymore
Don't tell me anymore
It's pretty rotten
I spoke to you wish I didn't
I thought that you were alright
But you are sick and quite twisted
You are abnormal
There's something which you are missing
You have nothing in your head
I did not see that from the start
And to think there is more guys like that
But the first impression is alright
I can not stand it and don't tell me anymore
Are you out your mind?
Keep your private life to yourself
You need a kick in the behind
You're not funnyyou're just filthy
And you want someone
You want someone you can play with
But you know that they would go run
And they would never come back
And to think I felt sorry for you
I learnt the full story, and now I go
I can not stand it and don't tell me anymore
Don't tell me anymore
Don't tell me anymore
"How bout a date?"
Never with you
Not in a million years
"How bout a kiss?"
Never with you
Not even after 20 beers
"How bout a hug?"
Never with you
That's not what you have in mind
"How bout a film?"
Never with you
Sorry if I am unkind
"How bout dinner?"
Never with you
I've got to go and spew
"How bout a walk?"
Never with you
I've got better things to do
"How bout a drive?"
Never with you
You'd have to be insane
"How bout a club?"
Never with you
Why are you such a big pain?
"How bout we booze?"
Never with you
I do not want to be seen
"How bout a French?"
Never with you
I don't know where you have been
"How bout your place?"
Never with you
Can you just leave me alone?
"How bout my place?"
Never with you
You go home alone again!
Don't tell me anymore, I can not stand it
Don't tell me anymore, I can not stand it
I can not stand it
It's pretty rotten
I spoke to you wish I didn't
I thought that you were alright
But you are sick and quite twisted
And to think there is more guys like that
But the first impression is alright
I can not stand it and don't tell me anymore
And to think I felt sorry for you
I learnt the full story, and now I go
I can not stand it and don't tell me anymore
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 1 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|