I know that I'm a Bandicoot fanatic and a fool,
But i don't give a damn and I've just been to Blackpool,
As far as I'm concerned this song could just be flat,
And if the Crash has gone then it's time to take it back,
If the Crash has gone then it's time to take it back;

I play Crash that's for babies,
But people say that and I cover up my ears,
What my joystick does is at its owner's consent,
And if you don't agree you can all just get bent,
if you don't agree you can all just get bent;


Wasted spoof,
Wasted spoof,
Wasted spoof,
Wasted spoof;

They say that they know how I'm feeling today and they say that I'm off the roof,
I'm just another case of Bandicoot embezzlement and just another wasted spoof,
They say that they know how I'm feeling today and they say that I'm off the roof,
I'm just another case of Bandicoot embezzlement and just another wasted spoof,
They say I'm a TNT crate,
All the way down to one,
I'm an Uka Uka child in a Bandicootised world,
And they say that it's the Bandicoot age,
But it seems to me that it's time to say that our band will never ever sing pop,
'Cos a wasted spoof is better by far than videocratic hip hop,
A wasted spoof is better by far than videocratic hip hop,
A wasted spoof is better by far than videocratic hip hop,
A wasted spoof is better by far than videocratic hip hop;

So everyone who Bandicoots,
Get in every gaming nook,
You got your wumpa cocked and Cortex in your view,
Spin all the crates and all the fauna,
You gotta serve the island gotta service your Tawna,
You only care about the kind Aku Aku,
And I ain't in for the wumpa,
And I ain't in it for the lives,
I ain't in it for defeating any boss at all,
And it sure ain't good for time with wives,
But I'm playing till completion and and I just can't stop,
If you want to play the game, you gotta play it yourself,
And I like my music like I like my games;

Everything mick taking everything else,
Everything mick taking everything else,
Everything mick taking everything else,
Everything mick taking everything else,
Everything mick taking everything else,
Everything mick taking everything else.