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Song Parodies -> "Where Did the Wins Go"
Original Song Title:
"Come to My Window"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Melissa Etheridge
Parody Song Title:
"Where Did the Wins Go"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
The last time I used a Melissa Etheridge song to mock a team, the 2003 Florida Marlins, they ended up beating my Yankees in the World Series. So I'm not going to mention the name of the team in this piece. But those of you who know me, you can probably guess which team it is. It's not the Boston Red Sox. Yet.
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon.
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon.
I would dial the number on the phone for my bullpen.
But I would not trust those guys to hold our lead again.
You don't know how far I'd go to ease this bad headache.
You don't know how much I'd give, and how much can I take!
Just to beat you!
Just to beat you!
Oh, to beat you, whoa!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon.
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon.
Keeping my eyes open, see we can't strike out that creep.
Giving away leads our team just cannot seem to keep.
Nothing for the fans of ours who have been so obsessed.
Our pitchers can't get no one out, and none of them get rest!
Got to beat you!
Got to beat you!
Oh, to beat you, whoa!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon.
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon.
I don't care 'bout the Post!
I don't care what they say!
What do they know about this game
anyway?
Where, where did the wins go?
Lose at home, lose on road, lose at home...
We lose at home!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon!
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon!
Won't be back!
Won't be back!
They won't be back again!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon!
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon!
Won't be back!
Won't be back!
They won't be back again!
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon.
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon.
I would dial the number on the phone for my bullpen.
But I would not trust those guys to hold our lead again.
You don't know how far I'd go to ease this bad headache.
You don't know how much I'd give, and how much can I take!
Just to beat you!
Just to beat you!
Oh, to beat you, whoa!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon.
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon.
Keeping my eyes open, see we can't strike out that creep.
Giving away leads our team just cannot seem to keep.
Nothing for the fans of ours who have been so obsessed.
Our pitchers can't get no one out, and none of them get rest!
Got to beat you!
Got to beat you!
Oh, to beat you, whoa!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon.
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon.
I don't care 'bout the Post!
I don't care what they say!
What do they know about this game
anyway?
Where, where did the wins go?
Lose at home, lose on road, lose at home...
We lose at home!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon!
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon!
Won't be back!
Won't be back!
They won't be back again!
Where did the wins go?
Hurts inside, lost by the light of the moon!
Where did the wins go?
Won't be back soon!
Won't be back!
Won't be back!
They won't be back again!
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Your title drew me in--good parody.
fits the lamentful tone of the OS well...it seems to me they may have been a team i met
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