Hey Roman Empire I'm no farmer in the dell.
I got arrows a zippin' and flying and tearin',
And it feels like a cold day in hell.
We're getting our ass kicked and I don't know what to do.
All our warriors are on vacation and I'm working with a skeleton crew.
I try to to keep morale up by singing folk songs.
Joe do me a favor and say hello to Ghenhis Khan.

And I'm Atilla the Hun.
I'm pillaging a town near you.
And I'm Atilla the Hun.
I'm taking over your country too.
Its only war that makes it fun.
And when you're all dead and gone you know,
I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Atilla the Hun.

Hey Roman Empire don't flee,
Its only worldly acclaim.
You know the score,
No more blood and gore,
I'm just bulding a bicycle lane.
The moon and the sun and the stars,
Won't stop my tooth decay.
I'm the star of the show,
Call me Ivanhoe.
Killing people gives me a migraine.
I try to keep morale up by singing folk songs.
Joe, do me a favor and say hello to Ghenghis Khan.

And I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm pillaging a town near you.
And I'm Attila the Hun.
You thought I was Winnie the Pooh?
Its only war that makes it fun,
And when you're all dead and gone,
You know I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Attila the Hun.

I try to keep morale up by singing folk songs
Joe go see if you can get that boat across the River Kwan.
And I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm pillaging a town near you.
And I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm taking over your country too.

Its only war that makes it fun,
And when you're all dead and gone,
You know I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Attila the Hun. Yeah, yeah yeah.

And I'm Attila the Hun,
I'm pillaging a town near you.
Its only war that makes it fun,
And when you're all dead and gone,
You know I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm Attila the Hun, baby.
I'm Attila the Hun.
And guess who happened to lose another shoe.