Hey, people, have you heard
This story I've been told?
Al's got lasers for eyes
And a microchip brain
And his skin is terribly cold
If we don't all stop him now
The world will soon be his
And don't go on saying that this can't be true
'Cause I just know it is

I know that Alfred is a dangerous droid
You must believe it, I'm not being paranoid

'Cause I'm the rumor weed
So tell your friends and help me to grow
I'm the rumor weed
I tell you things that you need to know
So tell your friends, follow my lead
To spread 'cross town is all I need
When your lips move, you're plantin' the seed
I'm the rumor weed

Hey, have you heard the rumor
Don't know if it's true
But I heard it from Jim and you know I trust him
So I'll pass it on to you
Alfred is a robot and soon everyone will hear
We'll foil all his plans and it sure will be grand
We'll save what we hold dear

I know that Alfred's built to kill and destroy
So please believe me, this bot isn't just a toy
'Cause I'm the rumor weed
So tell your friends and help me to grow
I'm the rumor weed
I tell you things that you need to know
So tell your friends, follow my lead
To spread 'cross town is all I need
When your lips move, you're plantin' the seed
I'm the rumor weed

'Cause I'm the rumor weed
So tell your friends and help me to grow
I'm the rumor weed
I tell you things that you need to know
So tell your friends, follow my lead
To spread 'cross town is all I need
When your lips move, you're plantin' the seed
I'm the rumor weed