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Song Parodies -> "Yankovic"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meredith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Yankovic"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

A dedication to that polka-playing loon who been inspirational to all us parody writers here on AmIRight... Frank Yankovic.
Bought Grapefruit on eBay.
Young, Dumb And Ugly?
You're so damn polka-faced.
She Never Told You?
Eddie Vedder stole your baby.
White Boy's angry, King Of Suede.
Singing complicates.

Stuck With Vanna White.
Lost On Jeopardy,
Yet been to Paradise.
That Nirvana stench?
White Stuff fails to amuse.
I'm So Sick Of You.
You've a parody of every song.
All filled up with puns!

Yankovic!
He's Ur Lover!
Pretty Fly,
For a Saga!
One More Minute,
Syndicates.
There's Yoda on Trash Day!
Trail To Hell,
With the Theme
Of Rocky, In 3-D.
And Harvie Wonder Hamster running on his wheel!

You Make Me laugh and laugh.
With Amy,
You'll Dare To Be Stupid or Fat.
Leper party?
Better cut you Like A Surgeon.
Calls are Phony. Plumbing themes.
A Condo at Your Age?
Couch Potato's meant for screen!

Yankovic!
Eats Lasagna!
It's The Life!
Taco Grandas!
Jerry Springer,
Outer Space.
Talk Soup and
Good Old Days!
Polka Power,
Melanie
There's Trucks and It to Eat.
And Harvie Wonder Hamster running on his wheel!

Callin' In Sick.
New Ducky? Trigger out.
Bohemian Polka's on Cable.
You sing as Bob,
And Popeil and Gump,
Then Santa Went Crazy!

Yankovic!
He's Ur Lover!
Pretty Fly,
For a Saga!
One More Minute,
Syndicates.
There's Yoda on Trash Day!
Trail To Hell,
With the Theme
Of Rocky, In 3-D.
And Harvie Wonder Hamster running on his wheel!

Yankovic!
Eats Lasagna!
It's The Life!
Taco Grandas!
Jerry Springer,
Outer Space.
Talk Soup and
Good Old Days!
Polka Power,
Melanie
There's Trucks and It to Eat.
And Harvie Wonder Hamster running on his wheel!

Yankovic!
Parodies!
Rhymes with Waffles
And TVs!
Al-be-quir-ky you joker!
Got the Bradys Hooked on Polka!
Girls hate lunch,
With this guy!
Right now he's forty five!
And Harvie Wonder Hamster's giving him a squeal!

Squeak squeak squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak!

Squeak squeak squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak!

[guitar riff escalates into chaotic collage of childish sound effects, "crazed weasel' noises and maniacal laughter]
In retrospect, this may bear closer resemblance to "Weird" Al Yankovic.
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2nz - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Anything with Mr. Harvey is fine with me, but this is a great tribute anyway, Luke. Fave lines:

"Al-be-quir-ky you joker!
Got the Bradys Hooked on Polka!"

Shameless plug -> That reminds me, I still gotta rate and comment on your takes of "In Da Club". If you could do the same I'd really appreciate it ;c).
Agrimorfee - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
www.weirdal.com...555
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
www.lukebrattoni.com ... 555
Jeff Reuben - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, but is it Yankovic or Yankovich =)
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know, but I betcha when he had the flu it was StankOfVicks.
Red Ant - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. Nice references to WAY's parodies. " I'm Red Ant, a five voter ".
Rick C - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great!! 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank ye all. Hey, I never knew I had a website!
*clicks*
Oh. Right. The porn shoot.
Stuart McArthur - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Vanna White and Jeopardy? - do you get that stuff up there?
Kristof Robertson - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Master Luke....555. Ditto to Stu's inquiry....TV in Brisbane sure has changed since I was last there. ;-)
AFW - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This should join the ranks, and get Frank's thanks...The all Five Polka
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thankful "crazed weasel" noises for Stu, Kristof and AFW.
Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
( SOTM ) already voted and commented.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) can only remember the chorus, but this is good
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Apple fritters for Red Ant and DAK.
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It's time to cheer for Luke's parody The Aussie rapper here Let's eat a lot of brocolli And drink a keg of beer....
Scathe - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ah yes, Weird Al. The king of parodies.
Rick C - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already voted, commented
Dee Range - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...555....This is excellent with lots of great lines and references
Jeff Reuben - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--nice tribute!
Steven Cavanagh - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was excellent, and voted accordionly.
Guy - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice tribute to the world's foremost parodist.
Arwen - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--nice job, Luke...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Danke, alle!
Melhi - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What a wonderful tribute to the guy who hogs all the parody glory we should be divvying up amongst us! ;) Great job, Luke!
Charlie Decker - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very nice tribute to the man who has not yet made what we do cool, but not for lack of effort. No lack of effort here, either.
Peter Andersson - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yancovic who? ;-)
Rex - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job of working in so many WA titles.
Johnny D - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Spaff.com - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm revealing my oldfartness here, but I remember listening to Dr Demento back when Weird Al was getting started with stuff like "My Bologna" and "Another One Rides the Bus." My fave was "It's Still Billy Joel to Me." It's probably perilous to admit this in this company, but I kinda lost track of him over the years. He came to my town last summer, though, and I felt it was my parodist's duty to see his royal highness. It was a fun concert. He closed with his Star Wars "American Pie" parody, and I'll be damned if half the audience didn't sing along with EVERY WORD. You could have cut my envy with a Ginsu knife.

Sorry, Ralphing Luke - this is supposed to be about YOU. So. Nice tribute, and excellent job cramming in so many references. I look forward to hearing YOU on the Dr Demento show one of these days.
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - already commented, and a great tribute to Frank Yankovic - LOL!
Claude Prez - May 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was excellent, and voted accordionly. Yes, I just flat-out stole the best comment. Ha Ha
Kristof Robertson - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still a classy bit of fun!
Phil Alexander - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was kind of fun (he says, speaking inevitably as a Weird Al fan :) )
2nz - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Still an awesome tribute, Luke.
MysteryGoat - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Weird Al is my favorite singer of all time and this is down right funny. Great song!
Tim Mayfield - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Late comment due to Firefox and lack of sleep (I guess).. I think you forgot his "Peter and the Wolf" one, but great compilation nonetheless.
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
A very good parody, but I think you're talking about Weird al.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I think I might be. Thanks!
Silver Power - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I remember he was by where I live Summer 2004...I saved up to go there with my Mom and Brother...We got a bonus, He closed with 'A Saga Begins' AND 'Yoda'...I remember everyone was screaming 'encore' at the end, and then Weird Al came out and quickly played chopsticks on the keyboard...Then, he start with the TWO Star Wars songs...Good Stuff...555...

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