-> "Nothing Else Splatters"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing Else Matters"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nothing Else Splatters"
Parody Written by:
Jamie
The Lyrics
So close from avoiding that car
But now the wheels desolate your heat
Forever looking like jam tart
And Nothing Else Splatters
Opened up and your guts are sprayed
Bits of head is heading our way
Them car tyres got in your way
And Nothing Else Splatters
Driving at speed and I collide with you
Then my screen gets planted with goo
Your Open wide, I think im gonna spew
And Nothing Else Splatters
I should never ran into you
It was one hell of a blow
Then your thrown
I felt a bump underneath my car
I feel a fast beat coming from my heart
I stop, checking how you are
And Nothing Else Splatters
I should never ran into you
It was one hell of a blow
Then your thrown
I didn't have time to break or sway
Now your eyes are on my number plate
All these turds I feel on the way
And Nothing Else Splatters
Stop and screech as I plough into you
Every metre theres a piece of you
Open wide for a different view
And Nothing Else Splatters
I don't care what people say
I know you ran into my way
Now I turned you into goo
All because of that dreadful blow
Yeah Yeah
So close from avoiding that car
But now the wheels desolate your heat
Forever looking like jam tart
And Nothing Else Splatters
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.2 | |
How Funny: | 4.8 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.8 | |
|
Total Votes: | 4 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 3 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 3 | |
| 3 | |
|
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.