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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream Man"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Ice Cream Man"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
Want desert little one
Ice cream man has come
So that we can have fun
Every kind, hard to find
All the flavors bind
In my freezer they come
Get an apple snow cone
Or some italian ice
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Take your pick
Eating til you get sick
Some choclate in a bowl
My belly is full
Got some more weight to pull
Klondike heath, klondike bar
Puking in my car
From the almond swirl
Get an apple snow cone
Or some italian ice
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Take your pick
Eating til you get sick
As I lick outside the cone
Pray the lord I don't go home
Wil I spend or will I keep
Will I eat the Chocolate heath
Hush with the ice cream just eat it up
Take the chocolate right out your cup
Ice cream man is going home
So wuickly get one last cone
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Cone in hand
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Take your pick
Eating til you get sick
Ice cream man has come
So that we can have fun
Every kind, hard to find
All the flavors bind
In my freezer they come
Get an apple snow cone
Or some italian ice
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Take your pick
Eating til you get sick
Some choclate in a bowl
My belly is full
Got some more weight to pull
Klondike heath, klondike bar
Puking in my car
From the almond swirl
Get an apple snow cone
Or some italian ice
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Take your pick
Eating til you get sick
As I lick outside the cone
Pray the lord I don't go home
Wil I spend or will I keep
Will I eat the Chocolate heath
Hush with the ice cream just eat it up
Take the chocolate right out your cup
Ice cream man is going home
So wuickly get one last cone
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Cone in hand
Hes the man
Ice cream van
Take your pick
Eating til you get sick
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Ice cream comes from milk. Milk comes from cows. Cows have 4 teats. That's three levels of 4s in my book. :-)
lol lol!!! Awesome job!!! 4, 5, 5
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