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Song Parodies -> "Enter Red Ant"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Red Ant"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
After his Saint Anguish album, I wrote this to a Metallica song, just to spite Jack....
Here's tribute little bug
Mind if we not hug?
Ahhh, c'mere ya big lu-u-ug
Keeps writing
Makes me grin
Kick mime in the shine
Ha! Ha! Red Ant! Ha! Ha-a-aaah!
Keeps with website joking
Gripping his laptop tight!
Exit trite
Humor's Height
Mocked our band
Jack's a clever, clever man!!!
Spoofing songs
Artist's fright
Dan Hill's song was slight
Even Lennon felt bi-ite
Wins galore
Wins required
Song of the month's desired
Won't win till Jack's retired
Yeah!!!!
Rhymezone's window's open
Under that office light
Alice chained
Entertained
Hard rock brand
Next up is Nirvana's band
Heh, heh
(During solo read though Red Ant's parodies)
Jack likes fooling "round with sheep
(Jack likes fooling "round with sheep)
Underwear that you can eat
(Underwear that you can eat)
Deep fried mice from Shake N' Bake
(Deep fried mice from Shake N' Bake)
And sexy moms, which dates partake
(And sexy moms, which dates partake)
Write riddles, buggy, it's quite absurd
Writing jokes of what's misheard
"I lust for yeast that's in your bread
What's a corset, Flanders Ned?"
"Chicken fight
Spider mite
Rake my land"
Needs rewrites
Chorus bites
This is sad
Just hope you're happy, happy Jack
Jack
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh
Mind if we not hug?
Ahhh, c'mere ya big lu-u-ug
Keeps writing
Makes me grin
Kick mime in the shine
Ha! Ha! Red Ant! Ha! Ha-a-aaah!
Keeps with website joking
Gripping his laptop tight!
Exit trite
Humor's Height
Mocked our band
Jack's a clever, clever man!!!
Spoofing songs
Artist's fright
Dan Hill's song was slight
Even Lennon felt bi-ite
Wins galore
Wins required
Song of the month's desired
Won't win till Jack's retired
Yeah!!!!
Rhymezone's window's open
Under that office light
Alice chained
Entertained
Hard rock brand
Next up is Nirvana's band
Heh, heh
(During solo read though Red Ant's parodies)
Jack likes fooling "round with sheep
(Jack likes fooling "round with sheep)
Underwear that you can eat
(Underwear that you can eat)
Deep fried mice from Shake N' Bake
(Deep fried mice from Shake N' Bake)
And sexy moms, which dates partake
(And sexy moms, which dates partake)
Write riddles, buggy, it's quite absurd
Writing jokes of what's misheard
"I lust for yeast that's in your bread
What's a corset, Flanders Ned?"
"Chicken fight
Spider mite
Rake my land"
Needs rewrites
Chorus bites
This is sad
Just hope you're happy, happy Jack
Jack
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh
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Excellent, Matthias! A fine tribute to a fine mind from a fine mind. 555
Off into the Red Ant Land!
great tribute...5s
Royal job of roasting the King of the Red Ant Hill
Red Ant beats Adam Ant.
Holy cow , Matthias, this was freakin' awesome! One note before I begin my praise: I only dislike St. Anger, not Metallica as a band, but choosing a Metallica song was a nice twist.
Now then, the pacing/rhyming carried syllables, etc. were outstanding, and you REALLY outdid yourself by working in so much of my material, some misheard lyrics, satire, a bit about the writing process itself, a bit of self-deprecation, and the "Alice chained" line was the cherry on top. 555+++
Now then, the pacing/rhyming carried syllables, etc. were outstanding, and you REALLY outdid yourself by working in so much of my material, some misheard lyrics, satire, a bit about the writing process itself, a bit of self-deprecation, and the "Alice chained" line was the cherry on top. 555+++
Red Ant beats Adam Ant any day of the week!!
Great job, nice OS! Loves the sheep reference.
Thank you all expecially you Red Ant, the title just screamed you, and I can't believe you didn't do this OS already!!!
ah, the Jack attack! you nailed him here, Matthias, although there certainly is no lack of material to draw from! - 555
This is for the birds, and I love the birds 555
Well done Matthias! And Stu, you're right about the 'no lack of material' thing. Which probably made it hard for Jack and Agri to write their tributes to Cat and me, as we don't have as many parodies.
Wow...this parody really shows how little of Jack's back catalog I've explored! I gotta see about the edible underwear! Great job, Matthias.
TRIBUTE...I only vaguely remember the OS...(only the chorus, really)...but this was a fun read about the Ant...nicely done, Matthias.
XD 555
Yay-yeah!!...Red Ant Rocks!!!!! Great parody tribute you wrote! I got to check his parodies out! 555!!
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