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Song Parodies -> "Enter Peter"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Peter"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
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Check your mir'ors, grab your gun
When you lose the sun
On the hunt for someone
If he sees skin, then he'll grin
Then the cycle begins
Peter Pan in he comes
Don't leave your blinds open
Watch out for the fly in tights
What a fright
Hook was right
You'd be grand
It's dinner time in Never Land
Comes on strong, Take a flight
Don't take that invite
Something just isn't right
Pan's lost boys, warm the fire
Someone's life will expire
It is time for a bite
Yeah
Peter Pan is coming
You've gotta put up a fight
What a Plight
Comes at night
Damn that man
Watch out for mister Peter Pan
*Long instrumental*
*Spoken*
Peter Pan is such a creep (Peter Pan is such a creep)
Don't let my kid take that leap (Don't let my kid take that leap)
Tonight I will stay awake (Tonight I will stay awake)
Pray I don't become his steak (Pray I don't become his steak)
*End Spoken*
Don't just dismiss it, It's not absurd
Who else at night flies like a bird
Watch out kids, he'll tear you to shreds
Don't go with him, you'll be dead
Save your wife
Watch his knife
Fairy sand
So tonight
Use your might
Take a stand
Send Peter back with empty hands
When you lose the sun
On the hunt for someone
If he sees skin, then he'll grin
Then the cycle begins
Peter Pan in he comes
Don't leave your blinds open
Watch out for the fly in tights
What a fright
Hook was right
You'd be grand
It's dinner time in Never Land
Comes on strong, Take a flight
Don't take that invite
Something just isn't right
Pan's lost boys, warm the fire
Someone's life will expire
It is time for a bite
Yeah
Peter Pan is coming
You've gotta put up a fight
What a Plight
Comes at night
Damn that man
Watch out for mister Peter Pan
*Long instrumental*
*Spoken*
Peter Pan is such a creep (Peter Pan is such a creep)
Don't let my kid take that leap (Don't let my kid take that leap)
Tonight I will stay awake (Tonight I will stay awake)
Pray I don't become his steak (Pray I don't become his steak)
*End Spoken*
Don't just dismiss it, It's not absurd
Who else at night flies like a bird
Watch out kids, he'll tear you to shreds
Don't go with him, you'll be dead
Save your wife
Watch his knife
Fairy sand
So tonight
Use your might
Take a stand
Send Peter back with empty hands
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So Peter Pan is a cannibal? And Captain Hook is fighting him in order to destroy him and save the kids... Wow! That's a loop-hole that nobody saw coming! Crazy stuff here Dave!
Wow, this is another side of Peter Pan that I never saw! He should be called "Peter Pain" instead! I echo Matthias' comments. Be careful, Wendy and Tinkerbell, don't be persuaded by Peter Pan's boyish charms, for he may start eating both of you! Maybe the croc should be feasting on Peter instead of Hook. LOL! Great song. I'm such a Peter Pan fan myself. It must have taken more than a lot of faith, trust, and pixie dust to put this song together! Here's 555 Never points (from Neverland).
Good work, also on the SOTM...if the server problem with the 00s messageboard continue I don't think I'll be able to vote...
Did not flow very well
(Artistry) Weird stufff. JM Barrie is rolling in his grave. Oddly, I agree with Karane here. Feels like you were in a hurry with this one.
(Artistry) Entering a surreal phase, Dave? I can see this directed by Tim Burton.
(Artistry) This one was creepy as all get out, but it did feel kinda rushed. Not your best.
I'm not trying to be funny or anything, I'm asking honestly, can anyone tell me why it feels rushed, I'm not saying it doesn't because there were three comments to that effect, but this one wasn't rushed. . .I sang through it and sat it on it for a day and everything, it went through the same editing procedure most of my more epic attempts do, so I'm not sure what I did wrong on it. . .it seemed to pace and sound fine on the sing through to me, I'm not sure what happened. . .I'd just really like to know I guess so I can avoid the issue in the future.
Well... I really liked it!
Well, to me it seemed kinda blunt. You know, kinda of a 'BOOM! He's a cannibal now', with no other details to flesh it out a bit more. Smeg knows I have that problem when I'm racing to meet a deadline, I tend to repeat things I've already said and end up with a not-as-good-as-it-should-be parody. Apologies for any annoyances my original comment gave - I was kinda in a rush to get my voting done! Heh-heh-heh...
Well thank you Matty, Agri and TCOP for letting me know your opinions further, it helps me to know if there is something I can do to improve the issue. I really appreciate it, Karma for all three of you on inthe00s
This flowed well, but, maybe I'm not up to date on Peter Pan.. I didn't get the direction you took with him. Technically great as always, but this one didn't grab me humor wise like so many of your others do. 545.
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