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Song Parodies -> "Enter The Kidnappers"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter The Kidnappers"
Parody Written by:
Konner Wilson
The Lyrics
This is about a mayor getting kidnapped
Say you prayers little Mayor
after this, you swear
That's the cops aren't gonna come
Sleep with one eye open
gripping your money tight
Exit shame
Enter Fame
Meet my shoe
I really hope that hurt you
Somethings wrong, shut the lights
More deaths tonight
Oh, we'll still be alright
Sleep with one eye open
gripping your money tight
Exit shame
Enter Fame
Meet my shoe
I really hope that hurt you
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If the mayor dies before he wakes
Pray the lord his soul to take
Hush little mayor, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
It's just the gun cocking by your head
Hope you like being dead!
Exit shame
Enter Fame
Meet my shoe
I really hope that hurt you
Exit shame
Enter Fame
I hope the bullet hurt you
after this, you swear
That's the cops aren't gonna come
Sleep with one eye open
gripping your money tight
Exit shame
Enter Fame
Meet my shoe
I really hope that hurt you
Somethings wrong, shut the lights
More deaths tonight
Oh, we'll still be alright
Sleep with one eye open
gripping your money tight
Exit shame
Enter Fame
Meet my shoe
I really hope that hurt you
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If the mayor dies before he wakes
Pray the lord his soul to take
Hush little mayor, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
It's just the gun cocking by your head
Hope you like being dead!
Exit shame
Enter Fame
Meet my shoe
I really hope that hurt you
Exit shame
Enter Fame
I hope the bullet hurt you
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