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Song Parodies -> "Enter Grinchman"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Grinchman"
Parody Written by:
JCO
The Lyrics
beware the grinch little one
Dont forget, my son
To warn everyone
The grinch is Jim, yes it's him.
I'll keep you safe from within.
Till the grinchman he comes
Be sure to keep an eye wide open.
Hold on to your presents tight.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
On the prowl.
Can you hear his rather grinchy growl?
Somethings wrong, just not right.
The grinchman came tonight
He's sneaky, he slinks out of sight.
Stole some gifts in the night.
Burned the tree down too.
Then disappeared out of sight.
Be sure to keep an eye wide open.
Hold on to your presents tight.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
On the prowl.
Can you hear his rather grinchy growl?
Now I as I try not to make a peep.
If that grinch should ever creep.
If he is gone before I wake.
I hope my gifts are what he won't take.
Hush little Cindy, don't say a word.
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the grinch stealing the gifts.
The roast beet, and the tree.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
Hairy Carrey.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
On the prowl.
Can you hear his rather grinchy growl?
Dont forget, my son
To warn everyone
The grinch is Jim, yes it's him.
I'll keep you safe from within.
Till the grinchman he comes
Be sure to keep an eye wide open.
Hold on to your presents tight.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
On the prowl.
Can you hear his rather grinchy growl?
Somethings wrong, just not right.
The grinchman came tonight
He's sneaky, he slinks out of sight.
Stole some gifts in the night.
Burned the tree down too.
Then disappeared out of sight.
Be sure to keep an eye wide open.
Hold on to your presents tight.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
On the prowl.
Can you hear his rather grinchy growl?
Now I as I try not to make a peep.
If that grinch should ever creep.
If he is gone before I wake.
I hope my gifts are what he won't take.
Hush little Cindy, don't say a word.
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the grinch stealing the gifts.
The roast beet, and the tree.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
Hairy Carrey.
Green and mean.
With yellow eyes.
On the prowl.
Can you hear his rather grinchy growl?
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This works very well with the heavy metal aspect. Great dark atmosphere comes through. I don't know the lyrics well enough to be sure of the pacing but I'm thinking you're on the mark because the creep factor definitely works for me. High fives to you.
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