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Song Parodies -> "Enter Canned Ham"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Canned Ham"

Parody Written by:

Danny Mew

The Lyrics

Say grace first little one
Almost ready my son
It's almost done

Golden brown on the skin
Sliced thickly or sliced thin
Cannot wait 'til it comes

Watching the oven open
Waiting for that first bite

A de-light
Tastes so right
Eat my ham
With dinner rolls, butter and jam

Tastes go good, tastes so right
Having dinner tonight
Go for seconds? I just might

I want more, I desire
Your smoked ham I admire
As I hold my fork tight

Watching the oven open
Waiting for that first bite

A de-light
Tastes so right
Eat my ham
And served with a side of yams

Now I sit myself down to eat
Going to enjoy my meat
If I get a stomach-ache
Antacid tablets I shall take

Hush little tummy, no room for thirds
And never mind that grumbling you heard
It's quite the feast that I am fed
Served with a loaf of bread

A de-light
Tastes so right
Eat my ham

A de-light
Tastes so right
Thank you, ma'am
Tomorrow night we're having Spam

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