Song Parodies -> "Enter Sandwich (Revision)"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

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Original Performer:

"Enter Sandwich (Revision)"

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The Lyrics

(I updated the lyrics of this one getting rid of the stupid lines that didn't make much sense that I had in the rough draft such as "Cartman's Big Fat Ass" which was funny but didn't really fit the theme I was going for. Thus a revision was deemed necessary)..... I should also point out that this is my third revision my first one was of "Baby Can't Rap" my parody of "Baby Got Back", my second one was of "Hell's Angels" parody of "Earth Angel" and now for my third revision...

Geeze! I’m scared of this bun
Tried to toast this one
And now me he will hunt

This Cuban’s like Stalin
Watch out! Throws toothpicks
Man, This sandwich is nuts!!!

Makes me cry with onions
Chopping them up with knives!

Time to fight!
Take a bite
Nasty ham
Not that Oscar Mayer brand

You hate crust that’s just fine
I prefer my fried
And not out of it’s mind!

Stabbed with sporks, torched with fire
Sandwich won’t expire!
So I’m running in fright!!!

Once I hated Reubens
Now the corned beef I’ll like!

Your bread kind…
Wheat or White?
Worse than Spam
And that Oscar Mayer brand!

Hell No!!!

Tomatoes hurled by the heap
(Tomatoes hurled by the heap)

A splattered load of bacon grease
(A splattered load of bacon grease)

I should have ordered T-Bone steak
(I should have ordered T-Bone steak)

This sub’s more vicious than a snake
(This sub’s more vicious than a snake!)

Toss out the hoagie, destroy the club
Grab dinner down at “Thee Olde Pub”
Attacking me with loaves of bread
That’s why my wardrobe is shred

Mayo squirts
Makes me hurt
Ain’t too bland
Darn lunchmeat
Can’t be beat
Lost my hand
Worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand!!!

Aaaargghhh!!!!

Watch out!

Oh No!

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Drives me mad!)

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Grilled my dad!)

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand…

Here's my recording of "Enter Sandwhich": http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7541376

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Mark Scotti - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment

LOL at this mess of a meal!!!

Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment

ABC: You really grilled that one! 555 more toppings for that monster sandwich!

Mark Scotti - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment

Forgot to add my (ABC) to this sandwich..

Agrimorfee - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment

You po'boy! But there is no sub for a great sandwich!

Andria - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment

(ABC E & F) Great job, and it makes me hungry for a sandwich right now... maybe a Cuban or a hoagie?

DJ Blaze - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Pretty good, good thing I've never had a sandwich like this. Recording's vocals were off with the music, but you can fix that if you still have the original file you made the MP3 from. No problem with that, it still gets 555.

bobpiecheese - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment

(ABC-EF) Attack of the Killer Sandwich! Clearly this the pig the ham in this sandwich was once stabbed a serial murderer, and thus gained his SOUL once he died, and is now out to murder the world! Okay, stupid movie trailer ripoff aside, this parody was a bit odd and not really as LOLtastic as I'd hoped for, though still very good. 555!

Below Average Dave - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

You already know my opinion of THIS one

Abbott Skelding - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM: Still one of my favorite parodies on this site, excellent work!

Mark Scotti - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM: Still yummy...

Below Average Dave - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment

The original write wasn't much different from what I remember of this song Matty. . .not sure what was revised. Still really like it, the rhyming isn't quite perfect, but it's got a lot of close rhymes and in a song like this that kinda works, all and all pretty good. Hard to look at this from a 'new' angle, considering what I've seen you do since the original version of this.

Peter Andersson - June 20, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM April 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40735.0

bobpiecheese - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above!

Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC Tournament) A yummy kind of parody! That sandwich will be the death of me! I've got to watch out for Subway, Quizno's, Arby's and Blimpie's! I'll make a monster sammich with 5 lettuce, 5 tomatoes, and 5 lunchmeats.

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