Song Parodies -> "Enter Nick Sandmann"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Enter Nick Sandmann"

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The Lyrics

Well, I guess with a surname like that, it was only a matter of time before this song was going through my head. Just a point of reference, I wrote this song before Nick did that morning show interview, so if there is anything that I missed from that song as it relates to that infamous situation at the Lincoln Memorial, I apologize. At any rate, there was alot more going on than that two hour video, so I thought it was necessary to bring that up. Lots of anger from many groups except from those Catholic kids from what I saw.

(Musical Intro)

(Verse 1)
Lincoln Mem-or-ial
I was so cordial
Got a tutorial
From Covington, I see him
And then on a whim
Nathan Phillips arrives

Riding back from DC
Those drum beats in my head

(Chorus)
In my sight
Black jew might+
That was missed
Wore maga hat and got dissed

(Verse 2)
Jammed along, Native’s song
Didn’t look that wrong
Though the vid was too long
MSM*, had a hunch
That I threw a punch
But standing and smiling, yeah

Riding back from DC
Those drum beats in my head

(Chorus)

(Guitar solo)

(Verse 3)
Now they have set a demand
Now they have set a demand
Europe is our only land
Europe is our only land

They complain about gay rights
They complain about gay rights
Pray this won’t end in a fight
Pray this won’t end in a fight

Easy there Nick put, down that device
And understand my new advice
You don’t deserve this a-bu-se
Just a pawn for the fake news

In my sight
Black jew might
What’s their noise

(Chorus)
Wow! Oh Yeah!

Wore maga hat and got dissed
That was missed
Wore maga hat and got dissed
That was missed

Wore maga hat and got dissed
Wore maga hat and got dissed
Wore maga hat and got dissed

+There was a Black Hebrew association that was there at the incident. They seemed to bring up a lot of homophobic slurs as those kids circled them, listened, and videotaped. Even thinking that the white kids would cannibalize the organs of African-American students when they group up. Bad joke guys, maybe they took that from "Get Out" movie. *MSM = Mainstream Media. I am also opening up the comments for this question. Even though I live in Canada and this is more of a US story, would you like me to perform this song at that Karaoke Bar? Do you want to perform this song as a busker on a street corner?

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CML - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment

I also had this very thought and I looked at the lyrics to "Enter Sandman". And I realized I wasn't familiar with the lyrics at all, even though I love the sound of the song. So I passed. So kudos (Greek for Fives) to you

CML - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment

Damn, we're having a Newbie insurgency today! You're all doing well

Arch Vile - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment

I had a feeling someone else was going to write this song before me. Btw, Newbie? If you consider 35 previous submissions a newbie, ouch. But If you mean newbie as in first Metallica song, than fine.

CML - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment

In the great Amiright scheme of things you are very, very new. This place really got going around 2003. I started here in December 2011 and very few writers followed me. If you look at the top 100 authors by # of submissions, only 2 of them showed up after me. That's one of the problems with this joint -- it's getting sclerotic. So I'm glad to see new people who are showing talent. I'm not using newbie as an insult

Arch Vile - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment

Ok. Point made.

Agrimorfee - January 25, 2019 - Report this comment

Thank you for that somewhat even-handed look at the situation. That kid did nothing wrong (but I wish I could say the same for his peers inside that same circle). [constructive criticism--see if you can change your chorus wherever possible].

Arch Vile - March 14, 2019 - Report this comment

Well. Looks like the lawsuit to attack those Covington kids by the press just hit a new low (or high). CNN getting sued $250M for libel. How much will it take for them to settle this? Will Chapter 11 be needed here after this? (doubtful).

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