Song Parodies -> "Puke Up {Bulimia's Song}"

Original Song Title:

"Dukes Up {Get Your Dukes Up Now}"

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Original Performer:

Modest Mouse

Parody Song Title:

"Puke Up {Bulimia's Song}"

Parody Written by:

SI-MAE

The Lyrics

"Eating Disorders are bad. This song is about bulimia {I think that's how it's spelled, I think I have all the facts right}, the eating disorder where one binges and vomits all the food out. This is the tale of a girl who is driven to this ugly condition by the unforgiving conformist hierarchy. I hate people who create stories like this, the 'better people' who drive people to such conditions"- Apricot, SI-MAE

So you ate it all up now
Chuck it up, Throw it up
Get your puke up now

Got that fat, you'll lose it now,
Hack it up, In a cup,
Get that puke up now

Such a pretty crowd,
Button up, suck it up
Gettin' so scared now,

They hate you, They always do,
Upchuck, Throw it up,
Get your puke up now!

"Believe it or not, the actual song is that short! It's also that repetitive. If you don't believe me, look up the lyrics. I stay true to the scheme: If a line is the same as another in the Modest Mouse version, I keep it here. I use the same rhymes as the real song in almost every line {I think I break from that in 1} By the way, I did this song alone"- Apricot, SI-MAE

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Apricot - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment

SONOFADAMN! I just realized I forgot our trademark "Vocals" bit! Oh well: VOCALS- Apricot

True Brilliance - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job, but it wasn't really funny. I don't think it was meant to be, though. I still gave you a four, because I don't wanna lower your overall totals too much. 5-4-4.

Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Pithy.

Apricot - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Perfect one word summary, Johnny D! Thanks for the vote!

disgusted - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment

I was pulled from my 3rd year of college because of a severe eating disorder. For someone to joke around about "getting your puke on" is absolutely disgusting and hurtful. Some of us are trying to just stay alive at this point and to see this ... just makes me want to cry ...

Chrstina - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment

I dont find that funny...not even little...actually it's pretty ofensive..Im bulimic...have been since i was 14(im 17 now) and its not easy just to stop..and its not like i love been bulimic you know?....=(

Sick - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Aside from that fact that the lyrics are extremely mediocre and, dare I say it, pathetic, but the topic is insensitive and cruel. There is enough pro ana-mia stuff floating around the internet as it is...You may find this "funny," but a young girl who looks up mia online (as so many are these days) will probably be swayed by your "lyrics." Next time you attempt to be funny, try and find a topic that doesn't kill thousands of woman (and men) every year. Thanks. Hope you amused yourself. (And all those amused by this should be equally disgusted with themselves).

Agrimorfee - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Somewhere in the world, maybe there is a funny song parody about bulimia...but I doubt it. It certainly wasn't this.

Bleh. - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I just threw up my dinner and was looking for a song to help get me out of this habit.. and i found this page.. sweet this so wasnt what i need right now.

ARP - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment

I don't think it was supposed to be funny. did you read the comment before the thing that the author wrote? It seems anti bulimia. It's suppose to be from the person's viewpoint it's not mocking them. I gave it 5 for pacing and 4 overall. It wasn't suppose to be funny, but I gave it a 3 for that just to not skew the rating too much.

Freak - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Bulimia isn't all about puking after binging. It's a recurrent inappropriate compensatory behavior in order to prevent weight gain. It's a serious disorder. NOTHING to joke about. I have bulimia, and I know it's a bad thing, but I can't control it. I lose control and I eat. I lose control and I purge. I hide and steal food, just to fill me up to the top. Afterwards, I can't believe what I've done, but I do it again. 10 times a day. And some days, I just starve. Like today. Don't kid about these things.

Lovely_Bones - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

hey Bleh, if you want a song to help you, I like The Used - Bulimia. Check it out.

bulimic #9999999999 - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment

hey, bleh. try skin and bones, mariana's trench. yeh, i know it hurts. good luck.

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